LorD

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I look more than a little bit like this.

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The basics

This user is male.

This user is right-handed.

This user is a Virgo.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is a musician.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the synthesizer.

This user has an iPod.

JKThis user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast.

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Language

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twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma.

its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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Socio-political stances

This user supports recycling.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user identifies as gay but doesn't see it as a central part of his life.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

ufo	This user is a UFOian.

LorD

Hello and welcome.

Age: 29

Sex: Male

Location: Hastings, England

Interests: Life, travel, music, writing, photography and design, online gaming.

Occupation: Made redundant from being an engineering works planner on the railway.

Marital status: Separated from my civil partnership.

Travel

I have been to these places:

Music

I write and produce music under the name of LorD and Master and have had works released commercially, most successfully, remixes for US electroclash duo, Dangerous Muse and Killian Wells. I have released an album of my own work on digital download services and continue to remix other artists. Recently, I remixed Shakespears Sister, for example.

Though I've never had any real training in writing or producing, the organic learning approach seems to have done me well and since I've been playing keyboards since I was six and writing music since I was eight, I have a wealth of bad habits to draw from.

In terms of the music I like to listen to, I love the following acts:

• Pet Shop Boys
• The Knife
• Imogen Heap
• Lightning Seeds
• Faithless
• Savage Garden (circa Savage Garden (album))
• Robert Miles (during the 90s)
• Melanie C
• Madonna
• Stuart Price
• Röyksopp
• Mike Oldfield
• Vangelis
• A whole host of dance acts such as Fragma, Peter Rauhofer, Ferry Corsten and Paul Oakenfold.

Writing

I write a lot. Less than I used to, but nowadays, I am mostly found to be writing for an online gaming community that I set up, known as UFO Gamers. Based over at www.ufogamers.co.uk, this site and its team are a great chunk of my life, we all have a great chemistry writing together, we broadcast a weekly show where we talk for two hours about games news, do crazy things and give away prizes. Instilling the feel of tongue-in-cheek, satirical humour has been a great joy and I do sincerely hope it continues for many years.

Whenever we travel, I write about my experiences, thoughts and feelings while abroad and publish them to various sites, though I do plan to combine them into one large travelogue novel. Maybe...

In writing, I'm a big fan of pedantry and go by the style guide of The Times and other books such as Mind the Gaffe and the mighty Bill Bryson's Troublesome Words. In my old job working in railway safety, I was responsible for copyediting reports to the government about certain accidents. For this purpose I sported my infamous Red Pen of Death...

Photography and design

An image for a former band.

I love photography. Sometimes I kick myself for not bringing my digital SLR with me when I go out just because I see something that would make a great picture.

I used to be very point-and-click about taking photographs, but now I'm more aware of how images can be digitally manipulated and so I can plan around that and take shots that are more set-up and deliberate. I'm in no way a professional photographer and my knowledge of the art extends no further than what I have discovered through experience and buying magazines on the subject, but I'm sure I'll get better as I go.

As for design, I'm so absorbed by the notion of design, how things are packaged and represented publically; I'm fascinated with typeface and layout, how images fit into design and in that capacity, I happily supply most of the LorD and Master design work myself, though I am limited by my abilities.

I've recently been getting into using Joomla!-based software to create interactive community sites. It's really good because it's so easy to build a marvellous site. I just wish our database was quicker!

External links

• The UFO Gamers site
• LorD and Master music site