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my favourite slaver vessel, "do you want this guy, or the same guy but better"

It's fine for now... could be a little more fun. :v tho I will say, I can see the potential of this to come. also, a bit odd to only let me pause by switching tabs or scrolling down.

oh, uncollector makes this happen, I think

I can't even die to use my legacy...

genuinely though, this gets fucking absurd , to where statistically, you'd need over 100000 cargo to even have a 1% chance to beat demons with 7 numbers in any single turn (oh, and I'll take this opportunity to say that demons hit with stun are angry when they should be happy)

and if you wanna beat a demon with a more reasonable 1000 cargo, and that you have a way to generate more cargo each time to ensure you keep the 1000 cargo, you'd have to on average spend around 7000 TURNS

let me put that in perspective, if a turn takes around 5 seconds, that would make this take 7 HOURS, you hear me? 7 WHOLE, FUCKING, HOURS, SAT THERE.

and don't forget about the next 700 turns after for getting past 6 numbers! oh, what would ever do without 700 more turns of this game

"you could just shoot all your cargo until you have only 6 pieces left" I hear you say, yeah, I could, still 2000 turns/ 3 hours though.

tbf, this is probably much better on the newer patch that autoplays demon fights (I'm still on a save from yesterday cuz of this fight and my inattentiveness) and I'm sorry to rant, but this is too big of a number.~

nudge also doesn't work anymore

pressing the thing that lets you switch between groups of cargo during the frog anchovie offer tricks them into letting you pick something 

grah, keep finding new stuff, autoplay when there's a demon fight doesn't work properly, it just keeps shooting with no regard if there's a match or not, and you still have to choose where to shoot

and final thing I noticed, if birds end a round on a turn after the first, you cannot reroll your loot (and the text above doesn't show up until you choose a loot)

oh, and also, turning handy into a skeleton got rid of all the birds :(

typo, btw

sometimes autoplay will roll high enough to kill the enemy and just... reroll? I have no idea why

(5+5)/2+(4+5)/3 is impossible tho

lmao, love that the figureheads are now canonically malicious

the mechanics honestly remind me of five nights at freddy's style games, very cool

That's definitely a cheated high score (and a very unpleasant username to go with it)

Also, I love the fool grenade (when you have fool mimic the emperor and the empower create fools when placed) because the narrator just goes "THE FOOL, THE FOOL, THE FOOL, THE FOOL" until it's created all the fools it can (very op if you also have the fool mimic scientist and scientist random cards around it when placed)

my score needs multiple lines?!

hmm, this game is kinda average?
there's only really one way to survive any amount of time (since you eventually start only having 1 turn given to make colors), and it's through the perk that lets you stack turns, since all other perks mean wasting moves on turns without placing colors you need

also, the changing the chance for each color mechanic seems very useless, since all you'll be doing is risking the chance for turns where you can't do anything.

But the biggest issue I have with the game is that optimal move is to stay at the start of the game and keep avoiding having 5 blocks of the same color to get infinite points without any tasks ever showing up!

Man, I wish the "if an X dice were to be destroyed, replace it with a pearl" would stop turning my plated dice into pearls (is that intentional anyways?)

trink could probably be accepting to reset the world 3 or so times in a single run

is there a such thing as too many dice?

Hey! I can see the sunken boat! (odd)

Swab is secretly divine and can fly

oh, thanks!

mine was due to the event

no clue. I assume it's related to resetting the world too many times (since this boat was the one I got directly after I did my 14th reset), but it could also be related to my switching in and out of the tab quite a bit.

I, uh, decided to try and spy on a ship with no cargo? I'm now stuck here for eternity. My fault for sending my angel to deal with an impossible task

I thought it said domino grave, 10/10

enemies stopped me and each other from doing anything as soon as the whole board got filled up with them, there were seemingly available matches but the game wouldn't let me perform them, even tho the white border still showed up

picture I got before it got fully bricked

help, no enemy will act, and I can't do anything

and I just keep getting told that enemies are getting 30% faster over and over again

The single headed snake is so goofy, I love it

I love this, it's experience expressed in the purest possible way

clever game

SPECIAL THANKS TO GOD HIMSELF?!?!?!

It brings me to the shop right away without being able to place anything after the letter

Wonderful game, though I feel like discarding letters is rarely ever useful if it ends the round immediately? why would you do that instead of just placing it in the available boxes?

I think it's cuz it's unabashedly confident in itself, like pizza tower?