trappedinmyclit:

idk how to flirt. Best I can do is stare at you lovingly with my brown eyes

(via hawkate)

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

(via ponyregrets)

serial-kissing:

who up pushing their boulder

(via boxingcleverrr)

milftrickster:

Who’s up watching their boulder roll down again

(via boxingcleverrr)

serial-kissing:

who up pushing their boulder

(via boxingcleverrr)

sanscest69:

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

(via darcylightninglewis)

elvis-official:

Woah mama we all go to hell

(via hangon-silvergirl)

loveofdetail:

ppl talk about the difficulty of writing characters smarter than yourself, but the real challenge is writing a character who is funnier than you are

(via slumped-in-the-arms-of-fiction)

goldensunset:

‘do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work’ thank you for asking! yes i do

(via notquitecogent)

saheeli-rai:

xtec:

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

Put your height in the tags

(via slumped-in-the-arms-of-fiction)