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nonasuch
a-most-beloved-fool

Raktajinos. Klingon coffee.

I've been thinking about their name for a bit (the "coffee" part, not the "raktajino" part), and I think there are four possible explanations for why it's called "coffee".

  1. It's a drink made by brewing a (roasted) bean, and all drinks from varying planets which are made in this way are given the title "coffee".
  2. It's literally coffee (like the Earth plant), and Klingon's either have a special brewing/roasting method, or they've bred it to create a new variant. (However, thanks to Trials and Tribbleations, we do know that raktajinos existed during the time of TOS - which, since klingons and humans were on very bad terms, does imply - they stole it. They stole the coffee. They stole a little plant from earth and said, "we can improve upon this," and then did.)
  3. It just tastes similar, and humans said, "eh, that's basically coffee," and the epitaph stuck.
  4. It fills a similar cultural niche (ie. a non-alcoholic (typically) hot (typically) caffinated beverage often consumed in the morning.) while not having characteristics that would instead classify it as a different drink (so, not tea, even though tea is ALSO often hot and caffinated and drunk in the morning, because tea is brewed with leaves, and raktajinos are not.)

And, of course multiple of these could be true at once - it could both taste like coffee and fill the same cultural niche.

4 certainly appears to be the way the DS9 crew treat raktajinos - it just replaces coffee, but with a fancy alien name now - so I'm thinking that the cultural niche part might be true, but just because humans use it like that doesn't mean that klingons did, and I still wonder a bit about the rest of it. Does it taste like coffee? Is it related to human coffee? How's it made?

How much relation to human coffee does something need to earn the name "coffee"?

eriquin

@nonasuch tag preservation: #I choose to believe that at least once in an ill-fated attempt to capitalize on a traditional human holiday#quark replicated some baileys and tried serving ‘irish raktajino’ for st patrick’s day#miles took one sip spit it out and shut the whole thing down#star trek#deep space nine

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psych-is-the-name

the sound cheese makes when thawing is

annoying

pleasant

fades into the background/dont pay attention to it/neutral

psych-is-the-name

more people need to actually pick a side

psych-is-the-name

yall need to pay attention to your surroundings more

rebel13lion39

When are you freezing cheese?!

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psych-is-the-name

???I'm not???

cannibalistic-cucumbette

Thawed cheese? As opposed to???

psych-is-the-name

ok maybe there's some more common word for it, but I've only ever heard it as thawing

minothtime

you mean MELT??? as in MELTED CHEESE????? because it MELTS???????????

psych-is-the-name

No! Melting is completely different!

You just thaw it! And it makes this sound occasionally while it does!

minothtime

okay I'm gonna need you to explain what "thawing" a cheese means to you. is it bringing a cheese out lf the fridge and wait for it to be room temperature? is it heating it up so it's gooey and soft? i need to understand

psych-is-the-name

No the cheese isn't frozen or cold. I don't know what other way to describe it as other than thawing? It makes a noise occasionally and when it stops it's usually done thawing

the-one-and-only-aroace

What actual change happens to the cheese after it “thaws”

psych-is-the-name

it changes from an un-thawed to a thawed state

it's ready

good to go

gardenofava

What process are you doing to thaw cheese. where do you keep the cheese such that it's not thawed. Which physical properties of the cheese change between thawed and unthawed

psych-is-the-name

ok I cant be the crazy one here. Nobody else thaws their cheese???

ninja-pieking

I thaw my cheese, but only if I get a block of the stuff, the sliced stuff is better for melting.

psych-is-the-name

THANK YOU!

also ill temporarily forgive you for the sliced cheese comment. but pre-sliced is a sin

minothtime

no no no i refuse to let this rest until i fully understand

so you. FREEZE the cheese? and then when you want to use it you. THAW it. that's what I'm getting from this conversation. is this correct??

also this might be important: what type of cheese are we talking about. cottage cheese? hard cheese? fake cheese (cheddar)? because i think i might be picturing the wrong type of cheese

psych-is-the-name

no like I said before you don't freeze the cheese! That just dries it out! And the type of cheese doesn't matter. You. Still. Thaw. It.

minothtime

What I don't understand is the PROCESS. like what is the ORIGINAL STATE OF THE CHEESE. is it just the state it is in when you buy it in the store. or is it cold. or is it room temperature. or is it warm.

and what is the exact process?? microwaving?? warm water??? just leaving it outside in room temp?????

please I seriously need to understand the PROCESS the cheese undergoes. if step-by-step instructions need to be spelt out then so be it but i really REALLY wanna know what's going on

gardenofava

Can you like take a video of the cheese thawing from start to finish to demonstrate the sound it makes and the process of thawing cheese

psych-is-the-name

Unfortunately I can't. I'm at work right now, and I'm heading out on a trip in 2 days so I already cleared out my fridge so nothing'll spoil while I'm gone. But trust me I'd absolutely do that if I could. This is really frustrating and I GUARANTEE if you all saw it you'd immediately recognize what thawing cheese is. I seriously think I'm just unintentionally using a niche regional name for it which is causing all this confusion

psych-is-the-name

OK IM FUCKING BACK!

ill have you all know that the entire time I was gone i couldnt stop thinking about this so im DETERMINED to show you all not only WHAT thawing cheese is, but also what the SOUND is so i can FINALLY have an answer to my ORIGINAL GOD DAMN POLL

psych-is-the-name

i have nothing in my fridge and im tired rn from driving 6 hours so instead of going to the store i'm just gonna swing by my aunt's place and see if she has any cheese that needs thawing

gimme a few minutes

psych-is-the-name

ok looks like im just going to the store. video of thawing cheese when i come back

psych-is-the-name

now the question is will tumblr let me put a poll in the same reblog as a video?

the sound cheese makes when thawing is

Annoying

Pleasant

no third option. you have no excuse this time

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jaffre
tumblr polls food mostly i just don't think about it it takes effort to make a drink or uncork a bottle of wine and then we have to drink all the wine i could have some limoncello though