the-golden-onion:

the-golden-onion:

is it just me or

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same energy

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@morelike-bi-light u know what ur right

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haletwinsstan:

Rosalie finding Emmett bleeding out in the woods:

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twilitty:

bellasmommyissues:

Okay here is my main criticism of twilight over all. Meyer didn’t know how to write Edward as a compelling love interest right. So she just made every other guy around Bella SUCK. And then when Jacob started to become more prominent I think she realized that oh shit Jacob might actually be a better love interest??? But of course she couldn’t have that, so that’s why Jacobs ‘shift’ happened. i think that that instead of going back and rewriting Jacobs character to make him less likeable she was lazy and just made him do a 180 and be predatory and possessive and fucking assault Bella. Either that or Meyer legit thought that was romance and she needs some hard therapy

No because this is so true. Smeyer knew people would all be team Jacob if she didn’t find a way to brutalize his character.

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odd-ysseus:

Types of Twilight “Fans”

A non-definitive list of what I have observed from my first few weeks of being on Twilight Tumblr.

  • Unironically a fan. Thinks the Cullens are the perfect found family. Yes, Edward is a little overbearing at times, but it’s Bella’s fault for not standing up for herself and setting boundaries <3
  • JUST here for the aesthetics.
  • Not a fan, but still invested in spite of themselves. Justifiably angry about the racism/misogyny. Otherwise, thinks Twilight would have been better if *insert trait of any character/a certain scene/worldbuilding, etc.* had been written like this instead.
  • Looks at Twilight from a 187 degree angle and is somewhat confused because how did Stephenie Meyer accidentally write an absurdist Vladimir Nabokov novel?
  • “Effervescent”
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esmeanneplatte:

rb if u love esme 

like if u love esme

ignore if u love esme

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fiddlesolo:

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she was not reluctant

badviolets:

redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh youre powerful and evil and now… want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic

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biggayforbellaswan:

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I lowkey feel like the bag falling was definitely not scripted

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jasperwhitcock:

regular, boring, probably straight people think the twilight movies suck because they don’t watch them correctly. they watch them as a drama when they are very obviously a comedy. the fact edward googles immortalicum is literally all the proof u need they are a COMEDY

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lalaleslie88:

To all the cowboy Jasper supporters y'all do realize Jackson Rathbone played a cowboy in the 2012 movie Cowgirls and Angels right?

Like we have photos of cowboy Jasper 101

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fiddlesolo:

sometimes emmett goes to the zoo just to stir the pot & watch the local town write a front page news story about how all the animals went apeshit on a random tuesday afternoon

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dianaofthemyscira:

Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

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cullen-trash:

I think I’m just going to buy a pair of those red and blue 3d glasses -you know the ones- and pop the red lense out and put another blue one in and live like that. Twilight (2008) all the time babey

 
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Not me logging into this tumblr after 2 years to get back into an old hyoerfixation of mine

 
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“y’know how quileutes are supposedly descended from wolves?”

“wolves, like real wolves?”

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“i just examined the body”

“he died?

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“even if i am damned, regardless”

“damned… like… like, hell?”

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“harry clearwater had a heart attack”

“is he ok”

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bella with some great questions


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