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geslotencirkel:

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. “|” like get real

claypigeonpottery:

started this one this afternoon! it’s been hours of carving

alien-in-the-mirror:

irangp:

kinda funny that there’s no tariffs on the vatican but at least 10% on all other microstates in EU

italy about to invent levels of catholic corruption never seen since the 17th century

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I’ll probably be buying a switch 2 just cause it’s my job to play games on stream, but I always feel weird about buying these overpriced games that my audience wouldn’t be able to afford.

Maybe I’ll focus more on older and indie games

Hmm. I hadn’t thought of that angle, I suppose.

I will accept this task. I will play the games so you don’t have to.

Also, fine.

https://ko-fi.com/demilypyro

https://twitch.tv/demilypyro

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

hey guys guess what happened again just now

crewdlydrawn:

tentacleteapot:

at the doctor being shown a chart with different types of man-made horrors on them while the doctor asks whether each of them is beyond or within my comprehension

does the doc flip the options like lenses at the optometrists? “beyond or within? *flips* now these, beyond *flips* or within?

tinysaurus-rex:

bunjywunjy:

todaysbird:

here’s a picture of a baby cedar waxwing begging for food from a robin. neither of these species are nest parasites, so it’s not possible the cedar waxwing was ‘adopted’. this is essentially the bird version of tapping a random person on the shoulder at the grocery store and going “MOM”

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I love that the robin’s body language is basically WHAT THE FUCK WHOSE KID IS THIS

Robin is bathing which make’s it even funnier. More like the equivalent of a strange kid barging in while you’re taking a shower and demanding you make them mac n cheese right now

alisonzai:

strawcherrysorbet:

bealittleimprobable:

snugglesquiggle:

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said “two.” i didn’t know you could even lose count that fast

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.