iwritenarrativesandstuff:

I cannot believe this is basically their dynamic

conswayo:

again, again and again

kaszymanny:

Your majesty…

casey0w0:

Idk what to put here BUT I LUV THEM

seoryne:

lu guang the whole season

unpeeled-human:

draws this then smokes two joints to the face and passes out.

glitchyycatt:

mehmehmehme:

vamp-phnx:

lanlishiba:

“This time, I won’t make any mistakes.”

merry-the-cookie:

affection (give and receive) and their different aftermaths

happy valentines day~

anzaitea:

Vampire/Priest AU for hktkparody1week on twitter

ohcashewart:

ghostpotion:

📸

shantechni:

You can’t make this ish up

Chinese government: “This is a mystery and thriller series, not BL, don’t make content that’ll suggest otherwise and mislead our sponsors.”

Bilibili and Li Haolin: “Aight bet—”

artilite:

oranges 🍊 (link click)

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thought this poem by Jean Little fit these two a lot :)))
slightly inspired by the lmk version by @ziaofender!

[ID: A Link Click comic which is done in shades of orange, with blue accents for Lu Guang’s eyes. The narration, taken from “Oranges” by Jean Little and altered to fit, begins on Lu Guang peeling an orange with a neutral expression and saying, “I peel oranges neatly. The sections come apart cleanly, perfectly in my hands.”

We see Cheng Xiaoshi struggling to peel an orange. Juice spurts out, and he yelps. “When Cheng Xiaoshi peels an orange, he tears holes in it. Juice squirts in all directions.”

Cheng Xiaoshi tearfully hands the orange to an exasperated Lu Guang. His dialogue mixes with the narration: “‘Lu Guang,’ he says, 'I don’t know how you do it!’” Cheng Xiaoshi happily eats oranges. “Cheng Xiaoshi is my best friend.” Lu Guang looks at him with a fond, sweet smile, also preparing to eat a slice. “I hope he never learns how to peel oranges.” End ID]

joyokosuka:

“i can’t change the unmovable node of death but i can create a new node by killing someone” insane logic. we’ve gotta stop giving gay people cosmic power