my dad and broher went out and ate like majority of my box of savoys, which i bought with my own money, leaving like 5 left, and that was the only safe food i wanted to eat tonight and my dad knew that
why is every curly dark haired white boy a black brothers variant
everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other
Alright so I saw a post about a ship I didn’t like and yk what I did?
I blocked the tag!
cousin - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 181
“So let me get this straight,” James said, cheeks pink from laughter as he, Sirius, Remus, and Peter all sat on the floor of their dorm, piles of candy scattered around them.
“Can’t get something straight if you aren’t!” Sirius sing-songed, making the whole group fall into fits of giggles again, Peter spraying an appalled-looking Remus with bits of chocolate.
“Fine,” James corrected himself after calming down, chuckling as he spoke. “Let me get this gay. When your mum said she said she was disowning you for dating this wanker,” he jabbed his thumb at Remus, who gave him an affronted look, “you not only ran away, but you–”
“Asked her if she would feel differently if he was my cousin, yeah,” Sirius nodded, clearly fighting back a mad grin. “You know, since the Noble Black Family tends to be so chill about inbreeding.”
They all sat silently for a moment, biting on their knuckles and swallowing their laughs, before James burst out in guffaws, starting a chain reaction of hysterics that couldn’t be calmed for the rest of the night.
Regulus: *literally glaring at James*
James: if you keep undressing me with your eyes like that,
James: I’m going to catch a cold~
Regulus: *chokes on air james*
