If Thirteen is "man of the house (firstborn daughter)", then Chase is "eldest daughter (firstborn son)"
Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy
the thesis of house md is that if you're disabled and have chronic pain you should be allowed to do whatever you want forever with no consequences
yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole
Because I've seen this kind of poll going around and I think it's fucking hilarious, I'm gonna do my own
People who HAVEN'T watched Supernatural, which one of these plot points DIDN'T happen?
Sam lies about his STD status in the hopes of appeasing the archangel Gabriel
Sam marries a wincest shipper
Dean forms a soul bond with a dog which makes him understand all animals
The king of hell became a demon because he sold his soul for a 10 inch penis
While possessing the president, Lucifer impregnates his pro-life secret lover
Mary sleeps with a man who's organization tortured Sam in a basement
the descendants of Victor Frankenstein murder a lesbian hacker in her hotel room
a male witch makes Dean 70 years old, then gives Sam gonorrhea
Dean becomes a werewolf for a night before being cured by their grandfather
Dean and the embodiment of Death itself talk about Lucifer over pizza
@bovineblogger, look, I know this is a weird one but
what baffles me the most is how people are so quick and easy to say that john was abusive (he was) but dean wasn’t (he was)
Its quick because John was abusive (bad, painful, dismissive, relatable) and Dean was abusive (hot, codependent, loving/broken, in a way people don’t get in their lives)
the bigger sin is always the one the person can grasp and relate to the easiest