oobbbear:

Suntenna + gender bend please hear me out-

A little suggestive under here 🏃‍♂️ ->

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men4ce-red:

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im going to lose it. im going to lose it. im going to lose it. im going to lose i

shrimpyjackal:

ha, loser /aff

funtergeist:

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congrats on the divorce

akashicrecord:

excuse me… olive garden bitch? before you finish grating that cheese on my salad i’d like to talk about borderline personality disorder

yawsae:

god i wish deltarune was real…

junglejim4322:

goofstep:

throughfearandtrembling-deactiv:

goofstep:

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

munkseel:

mallowmaenad:

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn’t know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there’s probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it’s the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they’re always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

suigintou:

lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

burntblueberrywaffles:

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

reigobun:

valentine

miseria-fortes-viros:

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

xxxprosp3r0neilxxx:

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it’s finally done you’re just like “nvm. it’s trash” and go to bed

tumblr update that lets u fight in peoples replies without broadcasting it to ur followers is #goated