toffee32:

Azura mourning Indoril Nerevar

pespillo:

ruffolive:

pespillo:

the pipeline of fixating over some thingy

[image id: On the left, a drawing of a nondescript character smiling and throwing up peace signs, labelled “First fanart of a character you liked”. On the right, the same character is seated in an elaborate dress, with feathered wings, in front of a birdcage covered in sparkle. This drawing is labelled “30th fanart of the character. This is how you know you’re cooked”. /end id]

alright alternate route for people who have problems (i understand)

homoquartz:

yeah yeah everyone wants fangs and wings. pick a weird animal adaptation to magically develop instead

the ability to shoot blood out of your eye

the ability to eject your guts and emit a convincing reek of death

a symbiotic partner species that rides on your head and eats your lice

a pincer that can fire off a bubble of air fast enough to shatter glass

a tongue that can wrap all the way around your head

a supernaturally acute nose comprised of a star-like cluster of sense organs

a rock-hard shell, fused to your spine

saliva so chock full of toxic bacteria that your bite is reliably fatal

nictitating membranes in your eyes

the ability to produce clone offspring

a velcro-like texture on your feet, allowing you to scale vertical walls

a bite force of 1,800 psi with a jaw to match

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cuteratgirl:

yassmines:

capacity:

relelvance:

ovur:

And he is still ugly as fuck

He should get a bob with the bang

And a bbl

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

OKAYYYY

lesbianswift:

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

truth-01001001-liar:

Well this was fun :3

rizzietozier:

deadass give me an hour and a half with spongebob and we could make serious progress on his driving/boating. i know i could be more patient with him than mrs puff which is NOT to say she is a bad teacher. just not the right one for the job

love that tumblr (And all other apps really) force ads so far up your ass that loading them takes precedence over the basic functions of uour device. my shit just almost bricked because i looked at an ad the wrong way and it completely locked up my screen and buttons I was stuck looking at this piece of shit tiktok ad until i beat my phone into submission

calder:

obsidian: so you spend the first act of the game tracking down this sleazy idiot who shot you in the face and buried you alive

me: can i g

obsidian: yes obviously you can give him a footjob. you step on his dick and steal his gay robot and then you have to kill a bunch of fascists to save his life. i was talking

cattatoir:

klairenet:

piratewithvigor:

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

i, have seen, 6 movies.

I’ve seen 74 and I cannot emphasize enough you do not need to watch The Searchers. Do not watch the Searchers.

ghostcrows:

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

duncebento:

altin-ventin:

capacity2:

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

…

i try to please people… but i don’t think i can ever make everyone happy.

but how else can i define my self worth, if not through making others happy?

see how that was exhausting

clothsister:

yoy all just hate me because I’m cold and distant and don’t put effort into any relationships and off putting and frustrating to try to help or make plans with and I don’t text and I don’t call and I don’t like doing much and I constantly make excuses for it all

tieflingteef:

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

furryprovocateur:

it’s crazy how normalized misogyny is like you find out a man doesn’t believe women are people capable of equitable rational thought and logic reasoning as men and you’re considered weird if you express discomfort associating with him