I don’t know why I need this but I do
phil not wanting to say the nasty thing in fear of being demonetized but saying it anyway cause dan forces him VS dan forcing phil to say the nasty thing and then acting mortified as if he wasn’t the culprit of the amazingphil innocent facade downfall all along
phil: selfcest!
dan: phil! they could be related, they could just be friends :(
phil: its a mirror
i can physically see the single braincell trying its best to bounce around from one head to another
p: its homophobic!
d: no phil. it’s darkphobic. it needs light its a plant
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i cant with them no one has a dynamic as perfectly hilarious as theirs
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
Dan: people that make things make mistakes
Dan: we made you
fuck you very much dad.
they are never. and i mean never beating the phregnancy/breeding kink allegations
