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Made this while going thru my Medic tag looking for beach-themed Medic pics and realizing just how much of this guy with his tits out I reblog

[ID: Slightly edited tweet by (doctor) Alex Grease @.dodgonkulator that reads "All the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of tf2 that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits. End ID]

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Edits I made of the two panels where u can see Sniper's blue eyes to make him have brown eyes. :heart:

[Image ID: Two edits of tf2 comic panels, one from The Naked and the Dead and one from Blood in the Water. Both of them are closeups on Sniper's face, from when he's shooting tfc Sniper and from when he's watching the tfc team's submarine come in through the hatch, respectively. In both, he's edited to have brown eyes. End ID]

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Sniper tf2 puppyplay pride icons because I can do whatever I want

Pngs from @tf2-pngs , @tf2-transparents , and my friend Karl thank you Karl @gemharvest

[ID: Nine icons of Sniper tf2 imposed over the puppyplay pride flag. The images of Sniper are taken from the fourth, fifth, and sixth mainline comics and the update comic "Meet the Director". The puppyplay pride flag has diagonal black and dark blue stripes with a white stripe in the center like the leather flag, with a red dog bone in the middle. End ID]

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As we once again enter this odd "fem fortress renaissance", as I like to call it, I feel compelled to post this, which I think about every time I see the term "fem Medic"

[Image ID: Slightly edited Twitter screenshot of a quote retweet. The original tweet, whose OP is censored, now says "Don't get me wrong, I loooove Medic's vibes. But I'm begging everyone in fantasy land to give us more badass old **femme** mad scientists." The quote retweet, by "ravi 'shipping up to boston' teixeira" @.raviteix, now says "The epidemic of saying 'femme' when you want to say 'woman' is actually great because you end up with tweets like this. You mean to tell me Medic isn't a femme queen? You mean to tell me Medic is masc? Medic is serving butch realness?" End ID]

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Not sure which of these is funnier so you guys are getting both versions

[Image ID: Two versions of the same low-res meme, captioned "when you visit a white person house 💀💀👀😩". The first version has a stretched out screenshot of the tf2 comic showing Demo and Pauling tied up in Sniper's house, with Sniper standing over Demo with one hand on Demo's shoulder and the other holding a syringe. The second version has a stretched out screenshot of the tf2 comic showing just the inside of Sniper's dim, run-down house. End ID]