oh mein gott zis is ein pussy full of bisexualisten

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
  • howdy my names are beck, mac, and flynn
  • he/it bi butch
  • 20
  • highly opinionated unironic medic kinnie
  • bushmed, burnward, swordvan, and jaegerbombs appreciator
  • i tag images with no description as #undescribed
  • i post horny stuff under #beck’s secks so block that if you don’t wanna see it. that tag is gonna include a lot of hypnosis and gore, all tagged

speaking of blocking i don’t have a set dni bc i just block who i want lol. also sometimes i will be blunt as hell. this is not necessarily bc i am mad at you it is more likely bc i have problems with my brain. ok cool bye

Pinned Post pinned lore? in this economy? jk u gotta learn that tf2 fineredmist about me
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aprofessionalwithoutstandards

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Do you think they could've had lesbian sex

[ID: First, a tf2 comic screenshot of Merasmus looking at the viewer and posing dramatically with her hands, saying "Ancient Sumerians invented the first carnival! But like everything the Sumerians did, its purpose was PURE EVIL!"

Second, a Good Omens screenshot of Crowley standing at the crucifixion. She is wearing a black robe and a black veil over her long hair.

End ID]

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Reasoning:

  • same age (both ~6000 years old)
  • would have existed in the same part of the world at the same time
  • both evil and relatively bad at it
  • both girls
  • only Merasmus writes horny fanfiction but that's okay
aprofessionalwithoutstandards
aprofessionalwithoutstandards

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Made this while going thru my Medic tag looking for beach-themed Medic pics and realizing just how much of this guy with his tits out I reblog

[ID: Slightly edited tweet by (doctor) Alex Grease @.dodgonkulator that reads "All the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of tf2 that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits. End ID]