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i say this as someone who was in college for six years and would go back in a heartbeat if that were ever feasible and just keep taking classes forever for fun because i love learning things. but you guys do realize that learning is not “the point” of the higher education system and if it was it would be structured completely differently. learning is absolutely something that happens at a college but it’s tangential to the The Point of being a sorting process to decide what kinds of people are employable.
I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff
Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
i was at a little park fest thing today and someone was there with their cats who were trained to hang out in a stroller?? like they were SO chill it was amazing. the cats were obviously enjoying themselves and were very well trained to stay right in or under their catmobile.
until, that is, i rolled up in my wheelchair and one of them turned and saw my vaguely stroller-like contraption and *immediately* jumped out of his cat-approved-stroller to climb around on my chair like OH WOW WHEN DID WE GET ANOTHER WHEELEY THING YAY! :D
i was like sir you are not supposed to be here and he just looked up at me like oh yes i am ! i must stay in wheeled contraption !!! and he was wearing a lil bowtie so i could not argue with him
[id: the Is This a Bird meme edited so that a stock photo of a gray tabby cat with a bowtie is the one gesturing at the It’s Free Real Estate meme that has a disability symbol of a person in a wheelchair edited on to it. end id]
I don’t expect porn games to have top-notch gameplay, but I do at least expect them to engage with the mechanical conventions of the genres they’re pornifying. “RPG where you have sex with the monster when you lose a fight” bullshit – I want to see porn versions of those tedious filler puzzles every indie RPG is apparently contractually required to have. Let’s see an erotic version of the Towers of Hanoi.
I once encountered an RPG Maker game where at one point your party members get inflated big and round and you have to use them to solve shitty block-pushing puzzles. Like, say what you will about inflation kink, but at least that game understood the assignment!
i am so suicidal all the time now what do you mean i’ll have to work for the rest of my life and i’ll have to somehow be able to work 40 hours a week i’m not even close to that and it’s ruining my ability to do anything what am i supposed to DO
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.
Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker “judas” for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in “jeudis,” and say quietly to himself “french thursday…?”
