
Hi my name is Alex, I'm 18 and really gay.
Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.
(via raytaku)
If I get married in The Sims the government takes away my disability support
whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?
i may be stupid
This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head
(via inverted-typo)
Why use words when you can use gifs and sound effects?
me: i’m not dependant on routine
something: goes slightly out of the ordinary
me: i must be tripping
When someone touches me without warning
- Chewing on your library card
- Shaking your mechanical pencil
- Holding your puppy’s soft ears between your lips
- Clapping in class
- Chewing your straw
- Squishy orbs
- Just screaming