gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

(via volunteervizier)

100,706 notes4 years ago

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

(via volunteervizier)

82,012 notes4 years ago

tredlocity:

Shrek might be a meme nowadays but that last part where Shrek and Fiona kiss, and Fiona remains an ogre and Shrek tells her it’s because she’s already beautiful is so good and was years ahead of its time.

(via raytaku)

114,605 notes4 years ago

copywriteddad:

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday

(via voidpaws)

127,308 notes4 years ago

thespeedycricket:

If I get married in The Sims the government takes away my disability support

176 notes4 years ago

vapid-gay:

enderman:

enderman:

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

i may be stupid

This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head

(via inverted-typo)

217,437 notes4 years ago

gingertextures:

Why use words when you can use gifs and sound effects? 

5 notes4 years ago

edenavari:

me: i’m not dependant on routine

something: goes slightly out of the ordinary

me: i must be tripping

7 notes4 years ago

poc-recovering:

When someone touches me without warning

786 notes4 years ago

Forbidden Stims:

kittykatgeorgie:

  • Chewing on your library card
  • Shaking your mechanical pencil
  • Holding your puppy’s soft ears between your lips
  • Clapping in class
  • Chewing your straw
  • Squishy orbs
  • Just screaming
1,024 notes4 years ago