They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons
Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry
May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)
Medication isn’t enough. I need to be back at Tourdust with the speakers blasting my ears out.
headfirst slide live can cure 93% of all maladies
the thing about Folie à Deux (fourth studio album by american rock band Fall Out Boy, released on December 10, 2008) is that it makes you speedrun every possible emotion known to man and shrimp in the course of 50 minutes and 34 seconds
patrick stump did not have to serve so much cunt with cryptozoology. but he did
