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Minor miracle of God bending spacetime by exactly 36.6 seconds to allow local woman to finish watching her YouTube video on break goes unnoticed by any created being in the universe
A beaver colony in the Brdy region has gained overnight fame by building several dams in the Brdy protected landscape area, creating a natural wetland exactly where it was needed. It saved the local authorities 30 million crowns, and has the public cracking jokes about public administration and red tape.
The administration of the Brdy protected landscape area, which had gained approval for the 30 million crown project, was dealing with red tape and seeking the respective building permits from the Vltava River Basin authorities when the dam project was completed almost overnight by a local colony of beavers.
They could not have chosen their location better –erecting the dams on a bypass gully that was built by soldiers in the former military base years ago, so as to drain the area. The revitalization project drafted by environmentalists was supposed to remedy this. Bohumil Fišer, head of the Brdy Protected Landscape Area Administration says Nature took its course and the beavers created the necessary biotope conditions practically overnight.
Evil Ikea. The throne of bleached skulls has a 70-page instruction manual
1) put skull on skull
2) put skull on skull
3) put skull on sku-
You have now switched lives with this person. How do you feel about this?
OH GOD OH GOD THE HORRORS
Oh this is quite shit actually, why would you do this to me
Their life is actually horrible, but I like this actually <3
Could be worse but could be a whole lot better
This is just my life.
Life's a rollercoaster, but I think I could do it even better than they did
Their life is amazing, but this is not the path for me
OH FUCK OH FUCK WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN THIS PERSON TO ME >:0
This is so much better than my current situation
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST CASE SCENARIO, I AM CHILLING
Ooh, this person's life is too convoluted for you OP
Results/I don't know who this is lol
do you think prev is older or younger than you?
well, if you're not in the mood for big shenanigans, how about just one very tiny shenanigan?
reblog if you want to do one very tiny shenanigan
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Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
I'm curious about the eating pick, how would you compare using it to using a fork?
It’s a lot more fiddly - stab not scoop - and having used both a pick and a two-tine fork it surprises me that the three-tine fork with less space for things to fall through (or maybe even something like a modern spork) wasn’t an immediate next step, rather than taking more than a century to arrive and then, AFAIK, only for fruit.
Medieval food was mostly eaten with knife-spoon-fingers, and the pick (again AFAIK) was used more like a carving-fork, to hold large pieces in place so they could be cut to spoon- or finger-size, than to convey those pieces to the mouth.
The well-researched “Wolf Hall” series shows Tudor table etiquette, eating with a spoon and with right-hand fingers kept clean by using the napkin worn on left shoulder or forearm.
Earlier table manners were similar; there’s plenty of reference to hand-washing, napkins and so on.
IMO “The Private Life of Henry VIII” (1933) is probably to blame for the pop-history notion of “historical” dining involving whole chickens pulled apart with both hands and bones thrown over shoulders or onto the floor.
This link is to the full scene on YouTube, where the dialogue proves that it’s being done partly for comedy, and partly to show how nervous Henry made his court.
People in the Middle Ages didn’t cut their food with daggers; yes, they’d have worn baselards or rondels or ballock knives because those were part of everyday costume (including women, there’s pictorial evidence for it), but they wouldn’t have used them at the dinner-table any more than they’d have used a sword.
I wonder sometimes if those who claim daggers were table cutlery know how big a medieval / Renaissance dagger could be, or how out-of-place it would look at a dinner table.
There’s plenty of evidence for picks and small eating-knives as personal possessions. Here’s a 14th-century painting and a modern reconstruction of the thing on the belt.
…and another painting, “The Peasant Dance” by Breughel, showing both a big fighting-knife (Messer) and - worn by the red-hosed dancer in the middle - an eating-knife and maybe pick.
The armed man is also showing off (look at his hat!) that he owns a pewter or maybe even silver spoon…
Eating-knife and pick, collectively called “by-tools”, could also be slotted into the scabbard of something bigger, such as that Messer in the Breughel painting as recreated by Tod Cutler…
…or a dagger like these Swiss ones…
…whose scabbard ornamentation with human figures proves how they were worn…
- horizontally (usually across the small of the back) so their decoration was right-way-up for proper admiration.
By-tools could be part of even larger weapons, a sword or Kriegsmesser (war-knife) like this one, which belonged to Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I:
Besides holding down or picking up food, a pick had other functions for which a knife with edges wouldn’t work as well such as an auger to drill holes in leather, or a fid or marlinspike for splicing rope or laces.
By the mid-1500s, people on the cutting edge (hah!) of fashion started to carry the ornate version of that little eating-knife-and-pick sheath; they had a “dining trousse”, personal table cutlery with its own separate case or scabbard, and a REALLY stylish trousse might even include the latest toy, a fork.
But that was often regarded as a pointless (hah!) affectation, because after all, everyone had fingers…
Love Eowyn and Faramir because she’s wandering around depressed and downtrodden and the most noble man on earth just stands next to her saying “Oh, it’ll pass. Spring’s coming soon.” and he holds her hand.