fortooate-mark#7500
haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it
crying mecha excerpts
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
Anonymous asked:
seen you a lot on my dash recently. why
lakevida answered:
i live here
you can cut the indie with a fork
Anthony Gayton: Yearning
moeagare
*dark souls npc voice* hey guys whats going on 🙂
reading the source code of a videogame and playing it perfectly in my head
hmm. perhaps make the jump physics a little less floaty next time
prose? poetry? uhm sorry i dont subscribe to these cisheteronormative binaries
poetry is when u hit the carriage return a lot