@the-real-kafka It very much looks like Gregor Samsa is vibin' in the dashcon ball pit
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ALTI always wonder about how yue occupies her time in the spirit world. I bet she’d enjoy the library :)
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- Buy her a BURGER and FUCK her GAY ASS
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- Buy her a BURGER and tie her GAY ASS to TRAIN TRACKS
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I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years
Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times
one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word
One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams
There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.
the one time somebody called saying “semen and gay uncle” would make simon and garfunkle roll in their grave (1. yes, singular 2. they arent dead) and then got outed for making paul simon mpreg
