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i tag flashing images as ’eyestrain tw’. i am over 18 and do not tag explicit content. i do not have a dni but this is not a safe space for you if you are a boston bruins fan

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btw I googled Rainbow Services and it's an organization that helps out survivors of domestic violence 😭😭😭

you’re welcome memers

This Game Change episode had everything:

• a Sam in an abandoned silver mine
• Vic slowly animorphing
• a jetski
• Jacob using NLP on Sam
• virtual clothing
• Vic stealing Sam's life
• Lou actually driving a literal Joker car for months
• successful stock market investments
• Sam not noticing a camera in his house for months
• expensive dinner for six with a lemur
• A SECOND JETSKI!!!!!
• intentional renaissance painting
• a wild Try Guy
• a boy band
• wildly unsuccessful gambling attempt
• forcing Sam through kink therapy while everyone parties
• and a full year of malicious compliance

Where the fuck do we go from here?

These were all awesome merch creations but Vic's idea was absolutely brilliant.

this episode has convinced me that it is vic, not brennan, who is sam's true narrative foil. his archnemesis. a worthy adversary who does not hesitate to throw his psychological torment right back at him

Many such cases I’m afraid

can anyone tell me why reading ai generated shit gives me a headache

i need some university to do a study on this because it's actually making me nauseous and tired and confused

also i need us all to collectively point and laugh at him for including this at the bottom of the assignment

can anyone tell me why reading ai generated shit gives me a headache

i need some university to do a study on this because it’s actually making me nauseous and tired and confused

thank you laney @franciscolindors 🙂‍↕️

last song: houdini by foster the people

fav colour: mm grey or dark blue

last tv show: the pitt, season 7 of black mirror

last movie: mo and i watched moana 2 last month

last book: florida by lauren groff (thanks froggie)

fav flavour: mm i don’t know usually guava or watermelon

tea or coffee: no thank you

currently working on: my next fic, conditioning for the grouse grind (my knees 🥲)

relationship status:

last thing i googled: ichiro suzuki

looking forward to: my next day of no responsibilities 🥲

current obssession: my own writing tbh

if you want to feel free to say i tagged you !

i cant believe sam reich created and funded a commit to the bit competition featuring the most known commit to the bit comedians in the dropout-sphere and then was surprised with how hard they all committed to the bit.

sam fr thank you for this masterpiece

oh how the turns have tables

It is incredibly hilarious that Lou Wilson got two jet skis, Jacob got a motorcycle and took classes for it, and then Vic went "I robbed your house <3".

Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.