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Anonymous asked:

Hold up. If Yelena is still that pressed after 5 years, what makes her agree to get with Kate 5 years after that?! Much less let Kate HAVE HER CHILD? Was she eventually just like fuck it. I’m still not over you, either we’re making this work or we’re not

I don’t think this DIRECTLY addresses your question. Not fully? BUT this might actually be my favorite chapter of BGAU so far.

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[TV SPECIAL TITLE SEQUENCE]

[Black screen. Then fade into images over voiceover.]

[Title card appears.]

KATE BISHOP: IN HER OWN WORDS

AIRING: ONE WEEK BEFORE THE ACADEMY AWARDS

[We open on stock footage.]

[Music cue: atmospheric, reverent, slow build with subtle strings]

INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
Kate Bishop is having the kind of year most artists only dream of.

[Clips: Kate accepting a Grammy. Performing live. Roaring crowds. Festival red carpets. Flashbulbs.]

INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
Her latest album, How We Burn, went triple platinum in under a month. She swept the Grammys with five nominations and three wins, including Album of the Year.

[Cut to: Golden Globes. Kate accepting an award in a shimmering gown.]

INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
On screen, she delivered a career-defining performance in The Hushed. A role that’s earned her critical acclaim and Best Actress nominations across the board.

[Montage: Kate on red carpets. Laughing on talk shows. Signing fan posters. Launching an alcohol brand.]

INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
A recording artist. An actress. A business mogul. A cultural force. A woman at the height of her powers.

[Music dips low. Piano now. Slower. Introspective.]

INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
But behind the accolades and applause, there’s a story the world hasn’t heard. Not fully. Not from her.

[Archival stills of Kate and Yelena: grainy press shots, red carpet candids, one particularly intimate shot of them laughing at a gala. Then a hard cut to Kate and Eli kissing at a red carpet.]

INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
Until now.

[Cut to: a soundstage. Clean, minimal. A single chair. The Interviewer speaks to camera.]

INTERVIEWER
Tonight, in this rare and intimate hour, Kate Bishop opens up…about the life behind the headlines. The marriage that ended. The silence that followed. And what it’s taken to survive it all.

[Music cuts out. The screen fades to black. Then, a title card.]

KATE BISHOP: IN HER OWN WORDS

[FADE IN: THE INTERVIEW SET]

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Anonymous asked:

You keep giving us early days and then pain but I think the only time we've ever seen them past reconciliation is the chapter where their kid was born. What does their relationship look like after they come back together?

fratboykate answered:

Here’s 3.8k 😈

Another soundstage in another country. Spain, this time. At least it’s fall.

Kate’s the lead. Not just first on the call sheet…The Lead. The movie’s hers. She stepped in three weeks before production was slated to start when the original actress shredded her ACL in a stunt rehearsal. A mega-budget action flick with just enough sci-fi flavor to justify the fireballs, directed by a Swedish wunderkind who keeps calling everything “grounded but poetic.” Whatever the hell that means.

Yelena had been wary from the start.

“You’re supposed to be off for a while.”

“I know,” Kate had said, practically vibrating. “But this is the one. You don’t turn down a franchise starter like this.”

Yelena had sighed. Glanced down at Eleanor, still wobbling on toddler legs, babbling Russian nonsense that made her mother beam.

“Are you sure you’re ready?”

Yelena didn’t mean for the movie. She meant for this. For jumping back into the deep end after the year they’d had. The miscarriage in February, the failed IVF cycles, the gutting ache of another negative test just days before the offer came through.

But Kate insisted. So they packed up their lives. Again. Rented a villa with blackout curtains and a half-broken espresso machine. Yelena kept Ellie quiet while cameras rolled and made herself indispensable to the stunt team. Kate brought her coffee every morning and kissed them both before every scene. They made it work.

They always make it work.

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Anonymous asked:

What was the first time they saw each other after they split?

fratboykate answered:

there’s truly so many asks the past few days that i keep going back and forth on whether i want to write it out as a chapter or just answer causally but i feel like maybe i can do this justice with a short and sweet one but it would also be a fun chapter.

yelena had taken a step back from like…being a bodyguard. she was too busy chasing kate around the world to be anywhere full time so she took on more of the ceo/managerial role. it was her company. she could and she could do it from anywhere. BUT after the divorce she just needs to keep busy. HAS to. so she puts herself on their biggest client’s roster. who is surprisingly not kate. but like…they run in the same acting/music circles. they break up RIIIIGHT before awards season started. and yelena didn’t take that into consideration when she put herself on the detail of a person who would inevitably end up at the same shows/events/after parties that kate will be at.

some big post awards show after party. yelena is opening the door for her client. another car pulls up right behind them. nothing to worry about. it’s a hectic entrance. people are coming and going. what she doesn’t expect is to turn around and see kate in AN INSANELY HOT outfit getting out of the passenger side of the car a handful of feet from her……….and eli walking around from the driver’s side.

they make eye contact and it’s like….goddamnnnnnnnn it night ruined for everyone. obviously eli clocks her too. just guides kate inside.

the next day there are pap photos of kate looking BLASTED coming out of this party just a mess eli is practically carrying her out the headlines (the gg posts lol) woooof

anyway…yelena takes herself off that client’s detail SO DAMN FAST. goes to some client shooting a movie in japan. as far away as fucking possible from awards season.

for the day folks I've procrastinated working on my script all damn day and I kinda have a what might be one of my favorite prompt posts yet coming in an hour or two still working on it

Anonymous asked:

I think they meant that About You doesn’t belong on the first album post divorce but it does belong on the second album. Maybe after Kate realizes that they’re probably not getting back together? It seems like a song when a year or two has passed when you’ve accepted it still fucking hurts. Not a song when it’s just happened and you’re still crashing out over it (ie the 1st album). More like a wound that you keep bumping and reopening instead of a recent cut

fair. you know what album SLAAAAAPS tho? in the pain way? the one she writes after seeing yelena with monica that night at the benefit thing. When she realizes “oh…fuck…OH FUCK…oh no…hateeeeeeeeeeee her with someone else hate her with anyone who isnt me”. like in theory SHE KNEW. yelena has dated other people before monica. and kate has found out. but she’d never SEEN it. never had to confront it. and the moment she did she’s like NAH ABORT MISSION and the fact that she still has to stew on that shit for almost five more years? date more people knowing she’s not INTO IT like that? like fuuuuuullly acknowledging to herself that she wants yelena back but not being able to do shit about because yelana won’t even crack the door open for that???? delicious angst.

kybgau kybgaup some of her best work as an artist is in those years cuz she like STEWS in that shit makes the best music gives the best performances she has shit to pull from and she literally is shameless about it like she wont go on an interview and say 'i want yelena belova back' but like....you only have to hear one of the albums and iykyk of course some people are like 'oh its about eli or about america or about...whatever other random people she's connected to over 10 years but like...anyone with two inches of brain would know who its about anonymous answers

Anonymous asked:

You keep giving us early days and then pain but I think the only time we've ever seen them past reconciliation is the chapter where their kid was born. What does their relationship look like after they come back together?

Here’s 3.8k 😈

Another soundstage in another country. Spain, this time. At least it’s fall.

Kate’s the lead. Not just first on the call sheet…The Lead. The movie’s hers. She stepped in three weeks before production was slated to start when the original actress shredded her ACL in a stunt rehearsal. A mega-budget action flick with just enough sci-fi flavor to justify the fireballs, directed by a Swedish wunderkind who keeps calling everything “grounded but poetic.” Whatever the hell that means.

Yelena had been wary from the start.

“You’re supposed to be off for a while.”

“I know,” Kate had said, practically vibrating. “But this is the one. You don’t turn down a franchise starter like this.”

Yelena had sighed. Glanced down at Eleanor, still wobbling on toddler legs, babbling Russian nonsense that made her mother beam.

“Are you sure you’re ready?”

Yelena didn’t mean for the movie. She meant for this. For jumping back into the deep end after the year they’d had. The miscarriage in February, the failed IVF cycles, the gutting ache of another negative test just days before the offer came through.

But Kate insisted. So they packed up their lives. Again. Rented a villa with blackout curtains and a half-broken espresso machine. Yelena kept Ellie quiet while cameras rolled and made herself indispensable to the stunt team. Kate brought her coffee every morning and kissed them both before every scene. They made it work.

They always make it work.

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Anonymous asked:

So, we know that there's no such thing as a truly happy ending with you. A gray ending and all that good stuff, no marriage again etc. But does the BGAU at least end with them having a long, fulfilling life together? like at least do they stick together and not separate again?

they indeed never separate again after the ten years and the kiddos.

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Anonymous asked:

We know that Kate found out about Monica after hearing Yelena talking to her over the phone. But what was Kate's reaction when she saw them for the first time and saw that Yelena haven't been as miserable as her with her new partner, and she actually looks "content" (?)

Here’s 2.5k of them being M E S S YYYYYY. This is a few months after. Tweedle Dee & Tweedledum haven’t seen each other/talked to each other since that night.

The sun has just dipped below the Los Angeles horizon, leaving behind a bruised violet sky and the soft gleam of strung lights crisscrossing an obscene hillside property in Bel-Air. One of those houses with an eight figure view and a valet line full of black Escalades. No press. No paparazzi. Just money. Cause-forward money, sure…but still money.

As the lighting dims, so do the conversations. Flutes lower. Silverware stills.

On stage, a politely handsome nonprofit exec taps the mic, grinning like he just landed a punchline.

Yelena doesn’t look up. Her fingers trace the rim of her glass with lazy disinterest. Monica sits beside her, all poised elegance, one hand resting lightly on Yelena’s knee beneath the white-draped table. They’re laughing at something still hanging between them. Low, private, and warm. Eyes only for each other. Their table’s near the front. Not spotlight-close, but close enough to see the stage without craning.

Unlucky, in hindsight.

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Anonymous asked:

3 weeks for a whole ass movie?! The fuck?!!? Is that normal? Are you just like one of those Beautiful Mind geniuses that can just do stuff like that? It’s taking me months to piece together a coherent plot for my book trilogy. The fuck?!?

I mean you do it for a job and you did go to school for it. But like. Still

lol the fastest ive finishes a movie is six days. from the moment i woke up with the idea in my head to the moment i typed “the end” on page 120. that script has producers attached and has won all sorts of awards. i’ve written pilots in three days. If I’m in the zone im LOCKED IN. i just hit page 100 on this one and only been working on it since like last monday. im hoping to be done by sunday.

we’re about to end march and this year ive already written three features, three short films, two short stories, an op-ed, and a whole pitch deck for one of the features im out pitching. this will be the fourth feature I finish this year. i wanted to have it done by the end of Q1 but…OH WELL.

it was a good writing day compared to the rest so im calling it and finishing this prompt rants anonymous answers

Anonymous asked:

You go papi. write that script and get that bread

its fucking kicking me in the teeth man. but i guess that’s what first drafts are supposed to do. or at least im telling myself that so I dont throw my computer across the room. a friend was busting my balls earlier because i was complaining how long it’s taking and they were basically like “Oh noooooo it’s going to take you three weeks to write a movie instead of one. The rest of us normal people take like six months to write a feature. You write a dozen in that time. Shut up.” it was all jokingly of course but it’s FRUSTRATING because im not used to it feeling like this much of a slog. i’ve been known to write 30 script pages in a day. for the past week ive been lucky if i write 6. second acts are such a fucking nightmare. but im two scenes away from finishing it. then it’ll be the bigger nightmare of making sure the third act doesn’t suck and ruin the rest of the movie. that’ll be fun (not…if you catch me crying about it just smile and nod lol)

im gonna be so fucking happy when this is done then it'll be the mess of rewriting but that's so much easier at least you have SOMETHING to work with laying the foundation is infinitely harder rants anonymous answers

Anonymous asked:

Papi, Papi, right over here please. Your fans are speculating that About You by Fletcher is a second post-divorce album song. Can you confirm? *shoves microphone into your face*

i wrote the first draft of a prompt last night and.. and soundtrack will come into play again ill finish it as soon as this script stops KICKING MY ASS give me a few hours anonymous answers kybgaup kybgau

Anonymous asked:

Not Florence humble bragging on insta that she did the Hot Ones interview without any fluids.

The same day Hailee did her interview and died after one wing

I don’t even follow them but I’m not going to lie I feel like that’s a little Bishova coded

life imitates art imitates life

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thesternocleidomastoid asked:

I bring news papi

It’s both good and bad. Mostly bad. Especially since all their animated shows I’ve watched suck

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But the height difference tho 🤭🤭🤭

why does the universe hate me so? y'all are going to be in charge of taking notes and passing them on because i will put myself through marvel live action for them but i will 🚫✋🏽 NOT ✋🏽🚫 do A MARVEL CARTOON absolutely the fuck not i have boundaries lol

this feels like a personal attack kateyelena answers thesternocleidomastoid