im here sitting waiting for a friend so let me give you a quick rundown. i think it’d just slap clarke and lexa on this. for the sake of variety lol. and there’s a pretty decently big cast which the flop kind of has embedded. it’d be easy to at least know names unlike marvel where i have to fucking google everyone who isnt dumb and dumber.

lets call this…Clexa Multiverse AU. CMVAU. nothing to fucking do with marvel. the multiverse is like an actual scientific theory outside of that bullshit so…don’t even with me lol.

the tagline i have for the movie is: “the universe is a web; love is its thread”

the logline is: “When a married couple finds themselves unexpectedly sucked into a black hole during a deep space mission, one of them wakes up in an alternate universe where her marriage never existed, forcing her to grapple with her own identity and confront the complexities of love, ambition, and the unknown.”

some generic intro i have in the pitch deck: “In a universe where the bounds of love and reality are put to the ultimate test, CMVAU is an enthralling sci-fi drama that explores the depths of human connection, the weight of choice, and the enduring power of love in the face of adversity. The film combines profound emotional journeys with high-concept genre elements.

Set against the backdrop of interplanetary exploration and cosmic anomalies, CMVAU follows Lexa’s quest to stitch together the details of her altered existence as she forms unexpected alliances, confronts her deepest fears, and ultimately discovers the true meaning of love and belonging. With its compelling characters, captivating storyline, and thought-provoking themes, CMVAU is a thrilling exploration of parallel worlds, alternate realities, and the boundless possibilities of the human spirit.

When married scientists Lexa and Clarke are thrust into a catastrophic black hole event, Lexa finds herself in an alternate universe where her marriage to Clarke never existed. As she grapples with the shock of her new reality, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery, determined to get back to the woman she loves.”

and here’s the synopsis i wrote once upon a time: “As they fight through the pangs of a disintegrating marriage aboard The Paul Revere – a state-of-the-art ship traveling to a deep space colony – Lexa and Clarke’s journey takes a harrowing turn. An undetected black hole causes an otherwise routine mission to go awry, hurtling Lexa into a parallel universe. Lexa discovers that she is no longer married to Clarke nor the captain of The Revie in this new world. Instead, she regains consciousness years earlier while undergoing training in Europe again and preparing to join a different spacecraft with a different crew.

Desperate to find her Clarke and work a way back to the thread where she belongs, Lexa navigates the challenges of her new life and quickly becomes embroiled in a complex web of professional and personal relationships. Despite not knowing who she is at first, Clarke finds herself drawn in and the two spend countless hours working to unravel the truth of how Lexa came to be here, where she really belongs, and most importantly: where Lexa’s wife is/how she’ll ever get back. 

As Lexa delves deeper into the mysteries of her altered existence, she forms unexpected connections in this new world while uncovering the truth behind the cosmic anomaly that brought her here. Along the way, Lexa must confront her deepest fears, reconcile her desires for love and adventure, and ultimately decide where her true home lies.”

like the 68 pages i have written for this are SO GOOD but now im just stuck (mostly just fucking pissed that i lost where this was all laid out and i think that anger is keeping me stuck lol). i just remember thinking that the original ending/setup was just SO FUCKING GOOD but i cant for the life of me remember what the fuck it was/what happens next and nothing ive come up with makes me feel the way ive felt about the original shit. will doing this here help? who the fuck knows…but its not like im doing anything else with it either lmao. what can i lose,

how did i get y'all accidentally hooked on jemma jfksjfnwkfjksjfksngksnfjwjfjjs

this is what my inbox looks like right now 😂😂😂 wildly amusing

not offensive!!! “i see kate as this fully formed non kb entity” is unintentionally the best compliment you could’ve given me lol.

ive said it for the entire like…fifteen years ive been writing on here (and i coincidentally touched on it earlier with the ask about victorian au) but i don’t think any of what i post on here ACTUALLY has any connection to canon. or those characters. at all. it’s just a way into stories i want to tell. characters i want to explore because…would you read these same stories if it were just two random bitches called idk…marney and vanessa??? lol. using “kate” and “yelena” just eases people into a new world. and it gives me the added bonus of having images to reference.

i don’t see any of these aus as LEGIT kate and yelena in any way. it’s just the names i happen to type. but the names i choose to use could just as easily be “clarke and lexa” or like…“clara and eleven” or any of the other ships i love. yelena isn’t a brilliant scientist. kate isn’t a public defender or a single mom or a himbo. all the period aus are just me getting to write that period show i never sold in a fun low stakes way. i just write what i know will never sell as a show or movie to get it out of my system and make it accessible to a certain group of people by slapping on names they recognize and faces they can see.

another good example: in what real mcu scenario would canon yelena and that girl i chose to name her girlfriend after date? never. she just looks like dollar store kate. petite. pale. brunette. the name/face just helped you easily get to what i needed you to picture in your head/understand without me having to write ten pages of prose lol. does that make sense? lol

PLEASEEEE divorce any of them from canon. please don’t feel bad that you don’t see canon characters in these. you’re not truly meant to :)

oh boy Yelena is not going to be happy is she. I do not see this confrontation ending well. we technically still have one year left sooo 👀👀👀

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Yelena wakes before the sun.

The alarm buzzes at 4:30AM, low and discreet, just enough to rouse her without disturbing the body taking up the other half of the bed. The room is still. Painted in shadows. She lies for a moment, eyes open, listening. The hush of the house. The distant bark of a dog. The slow, even rhythm of breath beside her.

Jemma Simmons is sprawled on her stomach, one arm slung across Yelena’s ribs, the other tucked beneath the pillow. Brown hair tousled, fanned across the mattress. Yelena’s old t-shirt bunched high on her thigh and one bare shoulder exposed in the faint moonlight. Cheek pressed into the sheets, lips parted.

Yelena moves carefully. Untangles. Rolls free of the blankets with precision. Her feet hit the floorboards exactly where they always do. The floor is cold. It doesn’t bother her.

Jemma shifts. Her breathing changes, but she doesn’t wake. Yelena glances back once. She lets herself look.

Then she moves. Like a soldier. She dresses in the dark. Sports bra, sweats, old sneakers. Pulls her hair into a tight braid.

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nah. it’s because i, once upon a time, was out pitching a “lovers through the ages” miniseries to studios. each episode was the same couple meeting, falling in love, fucking up through time. until they finally eventually got it right. didn’t sell. too expensive, too gay lol. they barely greenlight straight period pieces. the period AUs are me writing my own show somehow lol. ive told you i make shit for an audience of one and that’s me haha

reblog away! doesn’t bother me at all.

absolutely not lol. i have standards. that was trash lol

It’s like PAINFUL lol.

I saw these three photos earlier and I legit was like “if AI wasn’t an evil motherfucker that I fundamentally oppose it would be so easy to just…swap that bodyguard behind her out” 😮‍💨😭

oh my god no pleaseeeee dont be self conscious this was incredible. i love to hear what people are thinking lol. i maaaaybe get around to responding to only about half of the asks i get but i read them all eventually.