goodvibesdog:

goodvibesdog:

mugentakeda:

itsevanffsbutspam:

willgrahamscock:

itsevanffsbutspam:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

I need those freaks actually, and I’m going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

bro yes he did lol says it in my bible 649 times

transman christian/catholic here, firstly, thanks for sticking up for our rights even if you’re not trans yourself, i appreciate you doing that and it means a lot to me, if not a lot of others.

i’d like to raise a counterpoint however, and obviously feel free to dispute me on this, but considering jesus asked his disciples to partake in consuming his flesh, would that not imply jesus bottoms?

incredibly important question, lets ask the internet

Who bottoms?

Jesus

Judas

Switch

my favourite contributions so far to this discussion

I’m gonna ask my very catholic but very open minded cousin

groundwater:

fuck him on the forest floor friday

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

seventyeight-moose:

dragon-in-a-fez:

so the BBC accidentally said the UK consumes 4.7 kilograms of cocaine per person per day

Actually just a statistical error. Cocaine Georg, who lives in Stoke and does 20 kilos per minute, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

angy-brows:

whathebeep:

xfangheartx:

pftones3482:

semperintrepida:

This is the worst timeline. (x)

If you do this with my fics, or anyone’s fics, please know I HATE you. I hate you more than every troll comment, every “your writing sucks kys” comment, every “update soon” comment. I hate you. Other authors hate you. If you want my fic, you either WAIT for it or you pay me for it. And if you won’t do one of those things, you don’t deserve my fic or anyone else’s.

MY FICS ARE NOT MEANT TO FEED YOUR AI GARBAGE!!!

Anyone who feeds an artist or writer’s work into an AI is actual garbage

If you do this shit, unfollow me. And I’m being 100% serious on this.

Art, writing, whatever. If you funnel someone else’s work through AI, I have no respect for you and you can sincerely go fuck yourself.

irusanw4:

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it’s also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don’t think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I’m gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

jorjin:

yesterdaysprint:

Judge magazine, July 1926

meanya:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

spelldealer:

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

It’s been 5 years.

rokkazu:

rokkazu:

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

do you see the issue now

captain-price-unofficially:

freebagels:

holoprisms:

olyoil2:

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

fuwanek0:

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

great-and-small:

great-and-small:

leopardmask-ao3:

coughloop:

sunflowerbutch:

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

results

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

Now that’s what I call

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

sonickitty:

What keeps me up at night? The similarities between the My Immortal fanfic, and Edgar Allan Poe.

(And Handbook for Mortals, I guess. This is a first person literary trope with a long history)