thanks @freshlyslicedmilk for the new pfp ;)

hellyrigs:

PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME PARK THAT CAR DROP THAT PHONE SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DREAM ABOUT ME

pinkmoonmp3:

“came back wrong” but it’s from work

jessebloom:

adam scott against my better judgement i have grown fond of you

vampurrdoll:

lovethisgayearth:

liv-hewsons:

Liv Hewson as Van Palmer
YELLOWJACKETS 3x08 “A Normal Boring Life”

bestofphantwitter:

Link

gammadoppler:

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

awlwwish:

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

valtsv:

[trying to insult a person’s dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

i-am-a-fish:

unsound-satyr:

i-am-a-fish:

justfranzz:

i-am-a-fish:

you’re very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don’t compare yourself to this guy. he’s hot but don’t compare yourself to him

ALT

But fish he’s so round….. I’ll never be as round as him….

but also consider- he’ll never be as abstract as you are

what if he’s jealous of you

Maybe I should breed with him and produce offspring that are a perfect mixture of round and abstract… The perfect being… My son will be the perfect being!

Yeah I was just thinking that maybe you should breed with him

spidergirl-fibula:

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent’s arguements by saying “me when i’m a dipshit idiot” and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

milfsisyphus:

i love not saying anything. yayyy silence #MySilence

petermustdie:

I love the progression of putting ph in every f or p sounding word to just putting it in front of any fucking word. what do u mean the phouse. what do u mean the pheal.