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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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drchucktingle

man with glasses standing on the right he has no shirt on and is handsome on the left there is a giant phone with a group chat goin and the phone is smiling mischievously they are in an newspaper officeALT

Jeff is the head editor at Atlantica Magazine, but he hasn’t been writing much. The Tromp administration is hard to get a beat on, throwing out so much absurdity that it feels like nothing even matters anymore. He wants a story that will make a difference, and it’s not as if those just fall into your lap.

But when Jeff’s phone suddenly buzzes with a new text message, that’s exactly what happens. Now Jeff is privy to a chat thread of top-secret information from Tromp’s under-qualified, highly-ignorant inner circle, and it’s looking like a real story.

It’s also looking like a total hunk. Soon enough, Jeff and the physical manifestation of this egregiously handled group text containing highly sensitive government information are locked in the heat of gay, erotic passion, and he’s about to pound out a story that he never could’ve imagined.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay physically manifested leaked text action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living group chat love.

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please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here or on patreon

biglawbear

The devil works fast but Chuck Tingle works faster

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foolhearteyes

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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frogdrops

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

ishkabibblethings

i only get obsessed with crappy shows. Somehow a character or two or a thematic element hits just right and suddenly I can see the matrix. I need to twist all the quality out of the thing because the creators didn't even know what they had in their hands oh my god let me tell you how it sucks so much and how it will live in my sandbox forever. It's so ugh it's like only ever playing with forky. It's trash please ignore it. I'm only ever thinking of it don't try to engage me otherwise.

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that's... not how it works. you can't guarantee that your work definitely won't squick anyone. what do you think you're saying?

the-bar-sinister

"squick free" someone writes on their wholesome family fic about married characters expecting a baby.

I read it and am extremely squicked.

You do not know what squicks other people. "Squick" is not a category of elements, it is a description of a reaction.

actualaster

Squick is literally a personal thing, you literally cannot know what squicks another person.

Same goes for triggers, by the way. You can't guarantee something is trigger-free because literally anything can be a trigger because the human brain can be weird like that sometimes.

skaars-treasure-trove

No no, actually there's a perfect way to write an absolutely squick free fanfic! Plenty of writers do it successfully every day!

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Here.

lethalbutterfly

Blank documents squick me out because they remind me of all my unstarted writing projects. :/

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guys. c'mon.

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oh my goddd

salmonandsoup

Okay, for anyone ACTUALLY unsure and wanting to learn: "squick" is an old fandom term. It means something that grosses you out or makes you deeply uncomfortable, but doesn't give you as intense negative reactions as a trigger. They are incredibly personal, though often times, just like with triggers, you can tag relatively common squicks.

For me, mpreg is a squick. It makes me deeply uncomfortable, but it doesn't send me into a panic spiral, a deep depression, or make me angry like reading about eye trauma does.

nightingalesighs

My cousins in Lannister, ‘squick’ didn’t even originate in fandom.

Also useful to note that ‘squick’ is specifically used to mean “this isn’t for me, personally” without adding a moral judgement to it. A simple easy way to say ‘no, thank you but you do you’. Unlike ‘cringe’ which has negative connotations. Squicks are also more than just uncomfortable.

Daddy kink makes me uncomfortable

Degradation squicks me out

Hand trauma is a trigger

darker-than-darkstorm

First known usage of "squick" was in 1991. It's not some new term that was made up for this post.

porcupine-girl

The idea that something can be squick-free or trigger free is sooooo tied to the neopuritan bullshit we’ve seen grow in the past decade.

The only way you can consider something “squick-free” is if you believe that there are some things that squick everyone out and some things that do not squick anyone out. Which means there are “right” and “wrong” things to be squicked out by. Which is just one more way of attaching moral judgments to your personal disgust reaction, which is the core of the anti movement.