sciencevevo:

runofthemillsocialist:

sciencevevo:

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

Exodus 25:23-30

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well ill be darned

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Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

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Which led him to this.

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Bless this man.

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

Ryan Creamer from Pornhub standing in a room presenting a slideshow. he is a red headed and bearded male, dressed in black round glasses, black long sleeved turtleneck and khaki slacks with brown dress shoes. His slide is a photo of him shirtless in a presumed shower with a blank white screen to his left for a drop-down list. in the photo (in the presentation) he is giving a thumbs up. The slide is titled 'Ryan Creamer'. Ryan presents this slide while stating "I have no prestige"
Closeup of the slide with Ryan stating "My eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub". The slide has the following Bullet points -no prestige and -Eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub"
A cut back to Ryan presenting in a black turtleneck. An audience member states "Oh no!" in response to the Pornhub mention. Ryan continues " And up until very recently..."
Ryan continues "I thought the word 'COWabunga was pronounced CALIbunga". Cut back to the presentation slide with a new bullet "thought it was pronounced 'Calibunga' up until recently"
Cut back to Ryan in a turtleneck presenting who states "like California"

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

Ryan Creamer from Pornhub, a red headed bearded man presenting a slideshow. He is wearing glasses, a turtleneck black shirt, khaki slacks and brown dress shoes. The first slide in the presentation is Titled 'Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely'

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

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only-cat-memes:

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skopostheorie:

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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only-cat-memes:

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bananaeatstape:

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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

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☆2024 Pride Celebration☆
Day 6: Favorite LGBTQIA+ Media [2/10]
Sense8 (2015-2018)

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writing-is-a-martial-art:

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

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wumblr:

wumblr:

the student said, “i’m reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes.” and the teacher replied, “ah, dogen’s instructions for the cook, written in 1237?” “yeah,” said the student, “it’s saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot”

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letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i’ve ever seen

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ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

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wuntrum:

“happy april fools day!” wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

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