Your Mom "Games" With Me Too. :)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
omtai
omtai

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

gamingforeternity

why didn’t dream you just put a lid on the cups?

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eyedrateanatomy

you are Patty. youre a forensic pathologist. a body is brought to you because their cause of death is absurd and completely unknown, or so they say. you unveil the covering and find a pummeled, beyond repair corpse of what seems to be a middle aged man. you know nothing about him, other than the information given that he was found outside in an open field on a hill.

you investigate his cause of death, he was trampled by something large and left to bleed outside until the next morning. investigators say there was no sign of debris, nor any animal large enough nearby that couldve left such an impact.

you try to tell the doctors that his cause of death makes no sense, and that only something hidden within the mansion he was found by couldve done this to him. they tell you to write the report on his injuries and repair the body, and forget this ever happened.

youre also bothered by a young teen who claims his uncles in the morgue and wants to see him, but you cant bring him in due to the state of his body potentially traumatizing the kid. he stomps on your foot while his friends apologize profusely.

you hate this job so fucking much