(Aka PANDA365 on AO3)

Primarily Brutasha/She Hulk/Marvel

I’m going to post what I post and if you don’t like it, find a new host

 

Skaar: “You didn’t yell at HER when SHE got her tattoo!”

Bruce Banner: “Your sister didn’t ask.”

There’s a random couple from 12-15 years ago in media form that I personally just can’t stand and it’s been trendy to hate on.

I don’t really have a point, I just want to continue to bashing and tag the ship/property regardless of people’s feelings on the matter.

And can you believe the woman protagonist held a sword at the end of the film? I would’ve preferred we stick to the book version where she marries the abusive lizard and clones herself. I’ve never read it personally, but the website where everyone goes to for advice from strangers said it was the best.

We want women empowerment but only if she stays behind on the adventure and guides the male from a safe distance. She’s safer in the kitchen, raising his 12 sons.

It’s time for the company who bought the property to stop being so inclusive about everything. We want sepia films with no dialogue back. The good old days!

Maybe my preferred couple choice happens in book 8? Insert irrelevant plot point here that has already been dismissed by the writer. Don’t disagree with me though, I might fight you and get violent about it.

You should engage with this post and validate my feelings regardless of how you feel. Regardless of the creators’ / actors’ feelings about the art they were excited to create and present.

Bruce: “You’ve been quiet over there, are you enjoying the movie?”

Natasha: “I’m not sure. These characters seem to have deeply rooted trauma. Especially that glutinous bear-.”

Tony: *to Bruce* “She can’t sit with us if she’s going to insult Winnie the Pooh that way!”

Riley Park: *walking behind the group* “You all better slow the fuck down or I’ll kick your kneecaps in. I have tiny legs and a frozen Margarita.”

Natasha: “Who put this on my door?”

Bruce: “What’s wrong?” *reading* “Don’t let your feelings turn into felonies.”

Natasha: “Tony, right?”

Bruce: *shrugging*

Clint: “No! Don’t give him the credit. It was me. Happy birthday.”

Who is doing the meal designs for Daredevil Reborn? 🤣

I’m so distracted by them in the best way.