can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday
*chuckling heartily* ohhhh i made some friends all right. i certainly made some mortal enemies, too!
oh i think its time for it all to end
The crystalline entity with which I learned to communicate
Hey bro kinda last minute but can I bring the crystalline entity with which I learned to communicate to the party
The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog
Idk if this was intended as a metaphor for American politics, but if the shoe fits, am I right?
I'm hoping the dog is Elon 🤞
This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog