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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Guess it was time to make one of these huh.

Hi! I’m Gulfie (Gulfstream for long) but you can also call me Artie or Gardener as well!

I have a love of complex stories, worldbuilding, lore, and wlw.

I am a polyamorous arospec asexual lesbian and I use any pronouns. but like, in a Not Girl way. Don’t ask, i’m working on it. I also like masc terms!

I have a lot of interests but the biggest ones are Mcyt (Empires SMP, Last/3rd/Double Life, Hermitcraft, DSMP to a lesser extent), Critical Role, dnd, Ace Attorney, TOH, RWBY, and Pokemon. 

I reblog a lot of stuff and sometimes make posts of my own. I can be quiet but if you try to talk to me I will talk back.

And now some fun facts about me: I am an adult, I have adhd and autism, I am a cat person, I am obsessed with dragons, I write and make aus sometimes, and I draw sometimes but not often.

I write sometimes and my works are posted at GardenerGulfie on ao3

Anyways yeah thats a little bit about me! Hope you enjoy your stay on my blog

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gumy-shark

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

gumy-shark

PISSY TEENAGER: GOD dad just does not FUCKING get us!! And he isn’t even trying to!!

AUTISM: Nay, we shall not complete this task, chosen arbitrarily and with nary a consideration towards our numerable other priorities. The harder he may push, the harder we shall rebel, for this is a waste of our time with no evident necessity for its immediate completion!

RATIONALE: As a nineteen year old woman still living at home and with a history of frustration with her father, it makes sense for this time of our life that we would conflict with him, in this and other ways. In all things we must seek calm.

AUTISM 2: Ough…. The Dharafter…

TUMBLR BRAIN: Wow, real original. Way to ignore the actual themes of Disco Elysium, not that you know since you haven’t even gotten around to playing it yet! Why not go look for your neighbor’s cat in the Alps while you’re at it?

  1. This is fucking stupid
mobiusghost
cerussa

"Supreme Court Rules the Clean Water Act Doesn’t Actually Require That Water Be Clean"

*flips table*

autumngracy

On Tuesday, the Supreme Court substantially weakened federal limitations on raw sewage discharge into nearby bodies of water. Its 5–4 decision will, in practice, free cities to dump substantially more sewage into rivers, lakes, oceans, and bays, degrading water quality standards around the country. The majority achieved the goal by rewriting a key provision of the Clean Water Act that has, for decades, protected Americans against dangerous pollution. With that guardrail gutted, the majority effectively greenlit the mass release of human waste into the nation’s water supply. As Justice Amy Coney Barrett explained in dissent, the court “offers nothing to substantiate” its “puzzling” conclusion—nothing, that is, besides evident sympathy for polluters and callous apathy toward those who will suffer from its decision.

ivan-fyodorovich-k

Cruelty really is the point

paddysol
conarcoin

i feel like different "groups" of cubitos probably speak different dialects of the same shared language, so you end up with pvp minecraftian and redstoner minecraftian and speedrunner minecraftian and parkour minecraftian and etc where they all use slightly different words and slightly different meanings

conarcoin

been thinking about the group of smplive players that will just say things like bm and sweat and bowspam vs the ones that don't come from a pvp background and are just baffled

conarcoin

the linguistics-interested part of my brain wants to look at common patterns between the way players speak - the pvp oriented guys in smplive all tend to have a very snarky, raunchy type of speech that often uses a lot of slang, nonsense phrases and dropped words

"sweaty", "bm", "tryhard", "gapples", "gg", "gank", "ffa" are all really common among these guys and less so among the other members of the server.

spleef is referenced a lot in casual conversation, as are random famous figures in older pvp/uhc scenes (like poke's spleggbaby build that pisses cooper off, that's because it's a monument to another uhc player and cooper thinks it's dumb)

just really interesting, cool stuff to play with for worldbuilding

conarcoin

if you ascribe to the minecraft as one big universe theory, there's also fun to be had in cubitos that might be fluent in multiple dialects... like tapl is someone who would probably be fluent in both speedrunner minecraftian and pvp minecraftian (specifically the uhc type that the smplive guys speak, he was in the same circles as them back in the day)