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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dimetrodone
noknowshame

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

brbeth

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I think...you might be right

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ikolit
iregularlyevadetaxes

the people on tiktok filming a blob-like strawberry and saying it's a GMO one...fucking fake strawberry fans...they literally can grow naturally like this

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it's just the strawberries growing together. do not speak lies of these beautiful freaks ever again

iregularlyevadetaxes

every time I find a strawberry like this i'm not hating. i'm happy because there's more strawberry to eat. unlike you

lakidaa

its fasciation! It's a kind of mistake in a plant that makes it... uhhh. not grow right. It can just happen because a replication mistake, or be caused by an injury or sickness. There's a couple plants we grow on purpose fasciated, as well.

These two are accidental.

Picture of a Verbena plant's flower. Normally it'd be a stem with a sprig of little purple flowers, but it's been 'stretched' by fasciation, making it a large S-shape with a mohawk (or caterpillar)-shaped crest of flower buds and edged by little purple flowers absolutely crammed-in around the bottom. Like a very thick ruffle or petticoat.ALT
f a plant with some severe fasciation going on. I'm not even sure what kind of plant it is. It has a normal stem in the background and then it blossoms out into a big weird whorl of stem covered in leaves. Like someone stretched it in MSPaint.ALT

This one's a cockscomb flower, and also some stems from a fantail willow. These two are grown for their fasciation.

Picture of a cockscomb plant. Instead of a normal flower, it's a big squiggle of them- like a tightly packed ruffle. It's bright-bright pink-red, the kind that's hard to photograph. The stem goes from a regular stick shape to a flattened 'fan' shape as well.ALT
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For some reason, people used the term 'cristation' more when it happens to cacti.

A pair of San Pedro cacti stems. The one on the left is cristiated (same thing as fasciation) into a flat fanned shape at the top, squiggled and undulating like many ends are crammed in the same space. The one on the right is a regular one (tall, spiny) and has a couple fat flower buds on the top.ALT
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vinceaddams
voidandradiance

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

booksandchainmail

#i was in a car with a linguist i had never met before the car trip and like half an hour in he looked at me#after i finished describing a geology thing that was happening out the window and asked if i'd ever spent much time on tumblr#the fuckor of it all#and then we spent six more hours driving#it sure does leave linguistic markers! i'm not sure i'm good with it (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

issela-santina

it is one thing to be a linguist and another to be a linguist who knows enough of 2010s Tumblr to spot one of its enjoyers

noneedtofearorhope

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probably just a coincidence and not at all a linguistic marker or anything...

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bloominglegumes

villainousvivs asked:

consider: when blaster is blastergasted the play button pops and the pause button gets pressed (they're all on his shoulder or smt) and to un 404 him jazz would have to press play. soundwave ofc clicks the square stop button whenever theyre in an argument to fuck with him. when he's snoring jazz/soundwave turns his knob down

bloominglegumes answered:

AHG

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my two lovely beautiful partners who are so annoying,,,,,

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