We're (supposed to be) having all the fun!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

okay fine heres a proper pinned post

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Hi! I’m ghostclout. You can also call me Thomas or Tommy boy or just Ghost. Yeah.
He / him, but I dont really mind.
(2025 update this is lowkey otdated but fuck it we ball)

- Trans boy, British (:(), 19, with the biggest fattest crush on Simon Pegg don’t get me started.

- Technically this is a multifandom blog! I post about whatever Im fixated on, though I’m not that much active anymore. Currently fussing over: Dan Stevens related media, Monster Prom + The Boys

(Previous things I’ve posted about include but are not limited too: Lupin III, polygon, serial experiments lain, undertale, Good Omens, Your Turn To Die, Metaloclypse, OFF, plenty more.)

- I draw!! And write!! And post edits rarely!! Reblogs are always appreciated if you so wish.

- I don’t have a tag system. I might make one but most of the time i forget to tag reblogs anyways whoopsie

- Asks and dms always open!! Send me funny things!! Ask me funny things!!

Many of my friends will confirm I have the worst taste imaginable. I have a small diagram:

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It’s a tad outdated and incorrect but it gets the point across.

I don’t kin or anything, but if I had to. I am literally all of these guys:

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DNI - Proship, nsfw blogs, terfs, homophobes, all that jazz. Other than that, thank you for reading !!

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hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Anonymous asked:

Happy birthday, pretty boy!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd answered:

Are you insulting me?

thespiritssaidso

Quite the contrary, actually. *pushes up glasses* While the term ‘pretty boy’ can be used as an insult outside of the internet, here on tumblr it’s a genuine compliment!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Aha. Fascinating. Do the asterisks indicate an action I'm supposed to imagine you doing?

thespiritssaidso

Usually, yes. But in this case I don’t actually have glasses or need them, so it’s an imaginary pair of glasses I’m using to indicate that I know what I’m talking about (and also make me sound smarter)

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Okay. *Inserts fresh magazine into Colt M1911.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.* *Reloads fresh mag into pistol.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.*

This is with a real gun. I'm using it to indicate that I have a gun. And that I'm firing it.

thespiritssaidso

WHAT DID I DO??!?! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME?!?!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Obviously I'm not shooting at you. If I was, I would have typed "*Aims Colt M1911 at you*" at the very start. Who taught you to read? Hellen Keller?

thespiritssaidso

I don’t have a good comeback for that. Uhm

*throat punches you*

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

*Parries your blow.* You just secured yourself an officer assault charge, pal. *Initiates full body take-down.* *Mirandas you.*

thespiritssaidso

First of all, I’d like a lawyer. Second of all *casts fireball*

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

What the Hell? Magic and amendment six are allowed?! Those are two of my least favorite things, behind Dinosaur Land and government handouts. Damn it. *Is set aflame.* *Still places you in handcuffs.*

goingtolebanon
papapiusxiii: “From Leonard Cohen’s final letter to his dying muse, Marianne Ihlen. She died in July 2016, and Cohen followed her shortly after, dying in November 2016. ““Well Marianne it’s come to this time when we are really so old and our bodies...
papapiusxiii

From Leonard Cohen’s final letter to his dying muse, Marianne Ihlen. She died in July 2016, and Cohen followed her shortly after, dying in November 2016.

“Well Marianne it’s come to this time when we are really so old and our bodies are falling apart and I think I will follow you very soon. Know that I am so close behind you that if you stretch out your hand, I think you can reach mine. And you know that I’ve always loved you for your beauty and your wisdom, but I don’t need to say anything more about that because you know all about that. But now, I just want to wish you a very good journey. Goodbye old friend. Endless love, see you down the road.”

— Leonard Cohen

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Anonymous asked:

Happy birthday, pretty boy!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd answered:

Are you insulting me?

thespiritssaidso

Quite the contrary, actually. *pushes up glasses* While the term ‘pretty boy’ can be used as an insult outside of the internet, here on tumblr it’s a genuine compliment!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Aha. Fascinating. Do the asterisks indicate an action I'm supposed to imagine you doing?

thespiritssaidso

Usually, yes. But in this case I don’t actually have glasses or need them, so it’s an imaginary pair of glasses I’m using to indicate that I know what I’m talking about (and also make me sound smarter)

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Okay. *Inserts fresh magazine into Colt M1911.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.* *Reloads fresh mag into pistol.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.*

This is with a real gun. I'm using it to indicate that I have a gun. And that I'm firing it.

thespiritssaidso

WHAT DID I DO??!?! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME?!?!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Obviously I'm not shooting at you. If I was, I would have typed "*Aims Colt M1911 at you*" at the very start. Who taught you to read? Hellen Keller?

thespiritssaidso

I don’t have a good comeback for that. Uhm

*throat punches you*

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

*Parries your blow.* You just secured yourself an officer assault charge, pal. *Initiates full body take-down.* *Mirandas you.*

ghostclout

what is happening over here

i think he's havng fun at least lassiter discovers the wonders of online roleplay
dammitradar
classicmeevs

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

classicmeevs

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2016 dash here

cleonibbles

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

neververy4

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

porcupine-girl

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

thespiritssaidso

Anonymous asked:

Happy birthday, pretty boy!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd answered:

Are you insulting me?

thespiritssaidso

Quite the contrary, actually. *pushes up glasses* While the term ‘pretty boy’ can be used as an insult outside of the internet, here on tumblr it’s a genuine compliment!

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Aha. Fascinating. Do the asterisks indicate an action I'm supposed to imagine you doing?

thespiritssaidso

Usually, yes. But in this case I don’t actually have glasses or need them, so it’s an imaginary pair of glasses I’m using to indicate that I know what I’m talking about (and also make me sound smarter)

hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Okay. *Inserts fresh magazine into Colt M1911.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.* *Reloads fresh mag into pistol.* *Pulls back slide.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Fires round.* *Ejects mag.*

This is with a real gun. I'm using it to indicate that I have a gun. And that I'm firing it.

thespiritssaidso

WHAT DID I DO??!?! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME?!?!

im sorry this is so fucking funny
t0ast-ghost
t0ast-ghost

I know Lassiter would like to think he’s reasonable, serious, and normal but his life to anyone else’s ears sounds so wacky and full of hijinks

We can bring up the small things like the fact he reenacts war battles, has mommy and daddy issues, or had a fling with a colleague, but there is also the facts that he works with a psychic, has so many guns in his house the police couldn’t find them all, had gotten in a relationship with a woman who is in jail after her brother tried to steal his blood, tap dances to relax and solve murders, set up a bomb on a car as a distraction for the mentioned psychic, has a murder- I mean suspect board in his own home, would plant evidence on his ex-wife’s new boyfriend, is pansexual, has encouraged his colleague to breakup with the twice previously mentioned psychic, has offered to set up that colleague with another woman in prison, refused to tell anyone about extreme amounts of blood loss, went fishing with Henry Spencer, has shot at a donut mascot after being drugged, gave colleague and psychic knives (not of the kitchen variety) as a housewarming gift, threw himself a party (banner included) for solving a case, cut the umbilical cord off of his boss’s baby, has chased previously mentioned psychic’s best friend through his apartment building with a sword after once again being drugged, immediately assumed he slept with the coroner, psychic, and psychic’s best friend after waking up from a night of drinking spooning the coroner, has gotten the nickname detective dipstick, is definitely a conspiracy theorist in a government cover up and apocalyptic kind of way, has the most glorious chest hair (not really relevant but I just want to bring it up), and is weird about his car.

sheskindathere
sheskindathere

No one appreciates juliet enough. I need to see more complilations of that woman acting borderline rabid, and unhinged bc she IS THAT. UNHINGED. She has daddy issues. She dated an elf, and got cheated on by him. She slapped a girl to the point of that girl fainting at camp, bc she stole her lip gloss. Her way of relaxing is timing how long it takes for her to reassemble her gun. She broke a girls nose while undercover at a roller derby. She can shoot arrows with a crossbow?? Her whole family is fucked up but hey they have scottish christmas games. In an alternate universe she dates dwayne wade and she also once invited a bunch of criminals by accident for her partner's secret birthday party. Who is out there doing it like her. We need more juliets