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Hey. Hey you. Quick question for you:

Do you think that reading Skulduggery Pleasant as a child has influenced your sense of humor? And if yes, when did you notice?

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

A kid is playing Its Raining Tacos on the train?!?!?! In 2025?!?!?! The wisdom of the ancients carries down to a new generation

do it for her (your wife you havent seen in 15years, from whom you were violently taken because a corrupt judge wanted to rape her, who tried to kill herself and was driven mad by the poison, the first person you see when you set foot back in the accursed city where it all happened but both of you were so changed by your respective horrific experiences that you fail to recognize her and are cruel towards her. the wife who haunts ever part of your story though you do not see her for who she is. who could be if not saved at least helped if you bothered to actually look at her. the wife you mourn the death of even though she is still alive and right there in front of you. the mother of the child you neglect because you are afraid she will look too much like her. the wife who, in your blind search for revenge, you murder. the wife you murder to get at the judge who destroyed you both beyond recognition. the wife you murder in front of your daughter, though you are all unaware that you are all the family you all have been looking for for 15 years, that for a moment you were all together in the same room it all began. the wife you only recognize all to late. when you are no longer human. when you successfully get revenge and are left empty. you do it for her. you do it for yourself.)

original by clairetablizo

"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

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