random unfinished things from a forever wip Ms Fraser comic, and a cover that I never finished for my f/v fic because I hated it but in retrospect it isn’t so bad
random unfinished things from a forever wip Ms Fraser comic, and a cover that I never finished for my f/v fic because I hated it but in retrospect it isn’t so bad
The jury has reached a verdict, and it is my sad duty to inform you that Johnny Lawrence is, in fact, a Bad Lay. He’s been attractive to women without needing to make any effort at all for his entire life, he has never met another person’s feelings he couldn’t get uncomfortable about and ignore, he’s vulnerable to weird old school patriarchy attitudes about Being A Man: yeah fine fine fine so he’s hot, we can see that nobody’s disputing it, but is he really worth the effort when you already KNOW he doesn’t go down?
Look me & @ted-imgoingmad in the eyes and tell us we’re wrong
No ok, a fair point from @diabolicalfiend, but isn’t this the unequal division of domestic labour all over again? “I’d have cooked dinner if you’d asked me, told me what to buy and how to make it, and picked up the kids for me so I had 3 hours to use every saucepan in the house!” If he’s not even bringing a specific skill set to the table then maybe Carmen doesn’t want to be the project manager every time, you know?
:clears throat:
is a quorum present? have we read the minutes of the last meeting? have all working groups reported? cool, onto new business, or rather, old business. the oldest business, one might even say.
all in favor of re-opening the matter of whether Johnny Lawrence is a Bad Lay?
if I might have the floor for a moment -
I would suggest that the matter of Johnny Lawrence vs Being A Bad Lay has been settled to everybody’s (lack of) satisfaction when it comes to women (the women definitely don’t come that’s for sure); but perhaps there would be corporate interest in reviving the debate around his performance with men?
As I believe I noted in my initial submission to the board, it would be an act of public philanthropy for Daniel LaRusso (for example) to take him off the Sex With Women market by exhausting his already limited supply of erections and positioning him on the Sex With The Karate Rival He’s Been Obssessed With For His Entire Adult Life market instead. This is a field where the evidence suggests he could excel - please see:
Annex A, the care and effort that went into planning the homoerotic training montage! he took the initiative to prepare exciting activities closely tailored to his partner’s body (spindly but agile) & tastes (karate; having to dodge/deflect fast-moving dangerous objects; opportunities to be scornful at him)
Annex B, the blindfold part (kinky! and Daniel just went along with it!)
Annex C, words of affirmation (”soar like an eagle, baby!”)
Annex D, reciprocity: he did the whole Miyagi Do training routine to please his partner, which is basically the karate equivalent of going down -
