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I made a list of musicals I have either seen straight-through at least once, or listened to the cast recording multiple times and consider myself conversant in them. Can’t tell if it’s a lot or less than you’d expect.

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godlessondheimite:

There’s only one “It was all imaginary” fan theory I’ll accept, and that’s that Princess Mononoke was about two freak kids during their playtime like Bridge to Terabithia.

Does this mean Lady Eboshi is somebody’s mildly-annoyed older sister and the lepers are her friends she’s trying to talk with on the phone while the kids keep interrupting?

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There’s only one “It was all imaginary” fan theory I’ll accept, and that’s that Princess Mononoke was about two freak kids during their playtime like Bridge to Terabithia.

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godlessondheimite:

Every time Timothy talks to someone, they wind up telling him the worst possible thing he can hear, and I fucking love it. I’m sure one of the younger kids will save the day and/or Lochy will come onto him. I’m enjoying the ride.

Anyone talking to Timothy:

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Every time Timothy talks to someone, they wind up telling him the worst possible thing he can hear, and I fucking love it. I’m sure one of the younger kids will save the day and/or Lochy will come onto him. I’m enjoying the ride.

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charactersmashorpass-2:

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“girlboss”

smash or pass: lady eboshi (princess mononoke)

smash

pass

this is like when kate mckinnon dated bari weiss

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It’s actually a good thing I don’t have a sense of smell because if I had one more Sensory Processing Thing to get annoyed by when I’m out in public, I would be fully agoraphobic or postal.

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lady eboshi is the classic queer woman who works at lockheed martin and for that i can’t help but stan

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Princess Mononoke (1997, dir. Hayao Miyazaki)

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Goodbye to Berlin is about a driftless gay man getting propositioned by an endless stream of women. In this way, Company is a closer adaptation of it than Cabaret.

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little dogs who go to the big dog side of the dark park are like freshmen who go to prom

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i think it would be funny if a theater nerd committed a certain historic act, just to see a certain musical break into mainstream middle america and hear all the baffled takes about it. but ultimately i know it would wind up biting us in the ass. but for a beautiful moment, it would be hilarious.

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can john mulaney please stop testing whether i like him more than i fucking hate pete davidson? it’s the only bad thing he’s ever done.

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godlessondheimite:

an argument could be made that the righteous gemstones is one of the most feminist comedies of all time because unlike, say, always sunny or seinfeld, where dee and elaine started off as more sensible than the male leads, or arrested development or succession, where lindsay and shiv are usually a bit more even-keeled compared to most of the characters, judy gemstone is absolutely batshit insane, just a sex-crazed freak with no filter, with shiv’s delusional arrogance injected with roman’s degeneracy, human equivalent of cujo the dog, a true icon

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thinking about the double fakeout in gypsy where you think for a few moments that everyone forgot louise’s birthday but THEY DIDN’T but wait mr goldstone arrives and she still gets swept aside for june 😮‍💨