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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I was going to post a picture of the test print I made earlier of my new boot print and realized that there’s a button in the picture I have pinned on my string lights that absolutely without a doubt has my university’s name on it. the shudder that it sent down my spine is unmatched. i almost fucked up astronomically LMFAOO

morphlingunderscore
nerdomancer

"Girl dinner": unnecessarily sexist, annoying

"Grad dinner": fits the meter, much funnier, have you seen some of the shit grad students eat when finals

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Example of some grad dinners I have eaten over my time in academic:

  • The week during my practicum when I was so stressed that the only food I got down were 8oz handheld blender smoothies made of defrosted fruit, yogurt, and protein powder
  • That one time I bought a 24 pack of 3% alcohol candy flavored alcohol and three packs of djarum blacks and a pound of grocery store deli potato salad and inhaled all of it at 11am on a Tuesday in the woods out back
  • Chipotle burrito bowls. Just like. 2 burrito bowls. Nothing else. They had chicken on em.
  • Microwave rice which my wife insists to this day is a food crime and now I'm banned from making rice unless I promise to use the cooker or the stovetop
  • One time I bought a salad from SOMEWHERE during the 20minutes I had between my double shift at the hospital and my evening shift at the practice, and they forgot to give me dressing, and I considered crying about it but then I just mixed hot sauce, oil, and strawberry jam in a bowl and drowned the leaves in it. It was fine. Wifey screamed when she saw me eat it.
  • This one's not a food crime, it's just an avoidance tactic, when I would get overwhelmed and couldn't sleep sometimes I would take an entire pack of 50 corn massa tortillas and cut them into quarters, fry them up, and make a giant bowl of salsa from the garden veggies and then I would just. Eat like. 200 chips and a gallon of salsa while dissociating to Lost Girl again
  • 3 lbs of dolma in a single sitting

Gotta endorse grad dinner on this one folks.

nerdomancer

yknow what, I may not have done grad school but I do wish to share some of my college era food crimes to support the cause:

  • Microwave popcorn (movie theater butter flavor) with mini shelf stable pepperoni mixed in
  • Vending Machine Dessert Sandwich (pop tart, honey bun, pop tart. disappointingly lacking on structural integrity)
  • An entire grocery store salad bag of spinach
  • 2 gas station tornado rollers and 3 cans of monster
  • Cottage cheese and everything bagel seasoning
  • One party size bag of sourdough pretzel sticks eaten over the course of 2 days until I remembered actual meals exist
if i share all of my eating habits here i will have a friend knocking my door down to get me to eat normally but lately ive been subsisting solely off of breakfast foods which are just dessert cakes basically from my campus convenience store ... and energy drinks yesterday i think i only drank like a reign energy drink that has uhhh like 200 to 300 mg of caffiene? but hey im surviving!
morphlingunderscore
lgbtransgirl

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

  • Not all Men are evil
  • Everyone has the capacity for evil
  • Transgender Men are men
  • Transgender Women are women
  • Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
  • Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
  • Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
  • Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"