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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Switching to a slightly more zoomed out version of my avatar because the forced circular crop imposed by the latest dashboard update meant the image boundary was running right though the middle of my eyeball on the old one. Let's see if this works better.

Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Prokopetz

Is this any better?

Much worse 👍 !

How about now?

the eye of horus please, victoria

Third try's the charm?

Yeah, that seems to have done the trick. This one's perfect.

Well now I'm not doing it.

For the benefit of those who didn't see the thread live and are wondering what the fuck people are talking about, the three joke avatars folks were responding to are, in order of appearance:

... all taken from the following source image, as is my regular avatar:

it's so awful...

Giving it a little kiss.

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This is the plot right?

yes i need to turn around and he's there behind me in the corner of my room standing with his arms folded begging me to stop and lock in. i feel like that would change me forever and truly rock my world

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Thank you @twigc12 and everyone who got me to 1000 reblogs!

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

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