hi! figured i should make a new pinned post. im your local weeb cryptid that literally has a masters in jojos bizarre adventure. i studied japanese translation and i do translate stuff sometimes, mostly for my own fun and pretty slowly because some undiagnosed worm is eating my brain at all times. that along with english not being my first language does manifest in funky wording and whatnot quite often i would think.

this is my personal blog btw where i just put whatever i like, mostly jojo, fma, nitro+chiral and mouthwashing these days but im also very fond of authentic tumblr moments. i do have a nsfw tag (#noodles, if you wanna blacklist) but general adult topics are not uncommon in my posts either so i discourage minors from following.

you can find my art under #my art and my translation stuff under #my translation. ask box is usually open!

also i sure do have a typing quirk for someone that has never gotten past act1 of homestuck lmao

can yall believe they fucked at my birthday party

fox-guardian:

[ID: Uncolored digital drawings of Anti-Curly from the Mouthwashing Anti-Tulpar AU. The first image compares three different expressions – neutral, frustration, and excitement – between his Captain Mode and his Home Mode. His home mode has ruffled pointy hair and pupils in the eyes. The Captain expressions are all more exaggerated with cartoonish grins, while the Home ones are all more natural with the only smile being for excitement.

The second image shows him in casual mode wearing a muscle tank, workout pants, and an apron while chopping a carrot and thinking to himself “I swear if he didn’t have me…. he’d be six feet under by now.” end ID]

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there is a stark difference between The Horse at home vs at work. the best way i can describe his general work persona is “customer service voice cranked up to 15”. very over the top and almost theatrical. on earth, he’s much more toned down and outwardly grumpy.

and yeah no i need to draw more anti-anya too she’s so funny and mean in my head especially with him.

lakevida:

happy-side15:

lakevida:

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don’t you

paleabsinthe:

The Captain.

i literally have the best friends omggg

linkcharacter:

The Jimmy and the Curly antis. Fleshed out the designs finally.

kujo jotaro is the funniest character ever. true boyflop manfail. he just manages to convince everyone hes not fucking cringe because hes 2m looks scary and sounds scary. also his life is nothing but tragedy but hes also fucking cringe

neon-ufo:

I think at this point I’m allowed to share this wild west Jotaro I drew for a wild west JJBA zine last year! ⭐

angel-advise:

angel-advise:

“she would not fucking say that” @ every post about akemi homura

no that one was real

ponury-grajek:

if you’re wondering if Suzie Q is grabbing their asses, the answer is yes, because I too would do it