Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp
“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”
“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”
one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post
stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

do u still have that video that's like "neurodivergents trying to be nice" and it ends with "EVERYBODY LETS KIIIIIILL HIM"