homunculus-argument:

The people who say shit like “I don’t dream about labour” when asked about their dream job make me sad. It’s not their fault and it’s an obvious conclusion to come to in the environment that we live in, but they really do seem to make no difference between work, and being exploited. You do want to work, it is inherent human nature to want to do things, you just don’t want to slave for shit wages while making profit for someone else.

If art wasn’t an option and I didn’t have to worry about being profitable, I know what I would be doing: Keep a little shop selling secondhand-thirdhand buttons and buckles.

Thrift shops and secondhand stores could dump (or sell, whatever) their unsold and unwanted goods to me, and I could spend all day going through the heaps and picking them apart, plucking the still-perfectly-good buttons, zippers and buckles out of discarded things with threadbare fabrics and sell them.

Probably also making those little trinket storage boxes out of hollowed-out books. By hollowing out books that nobody wanted or read.

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liberalsarecool:

nuckgirl16:

It is just unbelievable to me that anyone with these beliefs these tats & his history can be appointed to ANY office including sheriff cop or mailman

And why is there no pushback from the military?

Problem: the military has too many of these guys.

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headspace-hotel:

i do think we need to start treating spraying harmless “weeds” in your lawn as utterly absurd princess and the pea level of obsession with needing the world to revolve around your every whim, like.

Okay a flower grew out of the ground outside and you can’t cope with it. Do you need to sleep on thirty feather beds as well

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depsidase:

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biglawbear:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

I would get injured in 1,000 ways before I even had breakfast

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necro-om-nom-nomicon:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

roseverdict:

kimmycup:

omgbubblesomg:

funny-tik-toks:

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

😲

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

poor animal caught in ferocious avalanche

I’ll never understand why “The Waltz of the Meatball Man” was the song choice.

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soca-noots:

Cecil would treat Conquests unconscious(?) body as a well to keep his darkest secrets the same way Conquest did to mark before attempting to kill him

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catchymemes:

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heatandapathy:

arbitraryexistence:

lycanthrology:

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.

Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.

@supreme-leader-stoat

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arturhunter:

“Somebody misses their Daddy! Waaaah~”

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wyvernslovecake:

Were any of you guys frequent Animal Planet viewers in the early to mid 2000s? Cuz I was, and let me tell you, these shows sa-lapped.

I’ve always liked how all of these are child friendly and educational with the exception of Lost Tapes, which I honestly feel was designed with the intent to traumatize children.

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sephirajo:

A very good essay despite the clikcbaity thumbnail.

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autumngracy:

johanna-swann:

12b6:

write-on-world:

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

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