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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

i could watch the show a thousand times and still burst into tears whenever donna shouts “YOU’RE DEAD LAURA BUT YOUR PROBLEMS KEEP HANGING AROUND! IT’S ALMOST LIKE THEY DIDN’T BURY YOU DEEP ENOUGH!” at laura’s grave

that whole scene is just aughhh lara flynn boyle the actor that you are!! i wanted so much to have your strength and courage but look at what it got you :( and then laura writing so much in her diary about how she wants to be like donna because donna is Good and laura thinks she is not @ jennifer lynch DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF twin peaks