I have no idea what I'm doing anymore.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Basic Intro Post!

Call me Jade. He/Him. 23. Gay. Yassified Dudebro, I’m sorry for the cursed shit you’ll hear come out of my mouth.

PlayStation Gamertag is “HEllmersy-”. I’m always looking for friends! I play Dead by Daylight (Currently Prestige 22 on David, Zarina, Haddie and Mikaela), Overwatch 2 (Warning: this user is an Ana main and WILL nano the Mercy), Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Mortal Kombat 1, Dying light 2, Dead Island 2, Apex Legends.

Black Canary and Red Hood are my fav superheroes. Mob and Villain AU’s are the superior tropes IMO.

I reblog just about anything and everything I consider valid.

Ask me about my ships: Ghoap (COD), Emerald Ronin (Johnny CagexKenshi Takahashi: Mortal Kombat 1), Ryno (BrunoxRyan: Dead Island 2), Sterek (Teen Wolf), Mungrove (Stranger Things), Walangelo (WalkerxEvangelo Back 4 Blood), Winterspider (MCU), Diarmute (Pilgrimage), Stony (MCU), Merthur (Merlin), Geraskier (The Witcher), Immortal Husbands (The Old Guard).

Spidermom and Spiderson is superior and we were robbed of Peter-Natasha interaction in the MCU.

Hate will be blocked, mocked or threatened. It’s not my job to curate your fyp for you, so if you see something you don’t like that leads you here please leave or I will make you. 🙂

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im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

  • broke high schooler
  • broke college student
  • freelance photographer
  • high school teacher
  • unpaid intern
  • pizza delivery guy
  • research assistant for doomed scientific project
  • guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
  • being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

wancemcwain

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

jackcrutchies

you. you get it

thequantumqueer

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

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peters whole thing is that he suck at organising and self care. He’s constantly busy. It’s funny how the moment he took over doc ock his company and riches disappeared. Basically he doesn’t know how to manage shit like a lot of people

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charlesoberonn

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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I apologize.

noroquian

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demareth

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

charlesoberonn

This one?

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schwazombie

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ruffboijuliaburnsides

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

dzamie

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

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blueelectivire

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

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Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

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Art

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How. Interesting