thedoubteriswise:

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it’s a language model that’s treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it’s got hallucinations

valravn-arts:

Tim “won’t end you but will end your bloodline” Drake:

ninjasmudge:

ninjasmudge:

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

ampersketch-art:

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

moostapus:

whilomm:

socialistexan:

hey as someone who worked at a grocery store (albeit not in cart return, just get to see the cart return people a lot): at least at my store, theyre still getting paid whether theyre doing carts or not. but now, theyre just getting paid to do something harder and more annoying when they could be getting paid to stay inside in the AC/heating

“oh but then theyll have to schedule extra people to do the car-” no they arent fucking scheduling extra people because you and a few other people give cart returners a collective extra 30 minutes of work a day, theyre just telling them to work faster when theyre not on cart return because theyre behind. theyll get paid the same whether theyre on bagging duty or cart duty, because the managers yell at you if you get any overtime

in the most literal sense no you are NOT costing the company/“”“creating jobs”“”, youre just making someones day that theyre ALREADY GETTING PAID THE SAME AMOUNT FOR BY THE COMPANY slightly worse and increasing the stress. corporate does not give a single solitary shit. unless yall somehow did enough shit with cart return to add an extra 12 hours a day of work out there, they probably aint even gonna consider adding extra hours for cart return. Theyll schedule extra baggers on expected generally busy days of course, like weekends/holidays, but they wont just say “oof a lot of people leaving carts in weird places!! better add some more hours exclusively for carts!!”

you know the ACTUAL leftist thing to do? making their job easier (or at least not purposefully making it HARDER) so they can chill tf out and not work themselves ragged as much. give them time to just pretend to look busy or chit chat. or just slow down a bit when theyre grabbing the carts instead of trying to hurry because “god theres so many carts on the grass today what is WRONG with people”.

(also “”“fresh air”“” yeah these people are having to do a fucking workout out there and sometimes when its 90°, fuck 100° out. does that sound like fucking fresh air to you???)

Also people gotta internalize that, for massive corporations, there is no amount of damage you can do that they will notice. Even if leaving the carts did somehow increase labor hours by a large amount it wouldn’t prevent them from making a profit.

Walmart (as an example) makes money on an absurd scale. You could burn down one of there stores and it wouldnt register as a blip on their financial radar. They are functionally untouchable, you are ONLY hurting the underpaid worker who now has to fetch the cart. No one else anywhere in the chain of command will notice.

derezzcartes:

shibalatte:

pseudomantis:

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

trans-seraphim:

i always click the “track package” button as soon as i get the email. “oh boy i wonder where my package is!” warehouse.

scifiseries:

heckinpupperino:

turning reblogs off on certain posts should be a punishable crime

moonlithorror:

transit-fag:

I love how Nintendo killed all the excitement for the Switch 2 by raising the prices of games by 30 bucks

“We want everyone to be able to experience the Switch 2” then why is it one william dollars.

killz0ne3:

killz0ne3:

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don’t even realise I don’t mean setting a CD on fire

thememedaddy:

redstonedust:

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big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you’re only tangentially familiar with.

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wait how could i forget him. mr gilbert the king of this genre.

mossbone:

“I have depression.” - character who has been through extensive therapy.

“I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!” - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.

“Leave me the fuck alone I’ll be fine once I get over my stupid shit.” - repressed character.

“It’s fine I’m just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don’t shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?” - ooooughhh now we’re talkin