Look, if there was ever a time when I might’ve been diagnosed with autism or something, it would’ve been when I was a kid, & we went to Cracker Barrel, & I burst into tears because the syrup from my pancakes was touching my bacon. But it didn’t happen then, so it’s probably never gonna happen.
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself
“Don’t take it personally; I’m just nice.” -Me