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I saw this mentioned as a bit of an aside on another post but since it was a little bit besides the point of that post decided to make my own post about it instead of derailing that one.

It IS very interesting how in Lord of The Rings orcs are the soldiers of a (compared to the rest of the world) highly industrialized and technologically advanced military force, yet pretty much every high fantasy media that has borrowed the concept of orcs since then has instead given them the "tribal savages" treatment, and i don't know how I failed to realize that difference until I saw someone else bring it up.

Like of course this is not saying that the depiction of orcs in LoTR is not problematic for a lot of different reasons (there have been years of discussions unpacking that) but it IS an interesting change and I think a pretty ideologically loaded one.

Thinking about it makes me remember this article I read a few years ago about how, regardless of genre trappings, a lot of high fantasy (especially in ttrpgs and videogames) actually has a lot more in common narratively and thematically with wild west ""cowboys vs indians"" films and shows than it has with its aesthetic inspirations. Like once you look at it with that lense in mind it becomes really conspicuous how much these works like giving the "tribal savages" treatment to any sapient creature that exists for the heroes to fight.

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#something interesting could probably be written about orcs in LOTR in light of racial thinking --
#orcs of course in LOTR were originally ELVES. who were 'warped and twisted' by the torment of Sauron and Morgoth
#who then one assumes became able to perpetuate the species (unless Sauron maintained a kind of elf federal reserve)
#so orcs take on many of these mmm Less Human qualities -- 'bandy-legged' and 'fanged' etc
#as a result of their true nature (elvish) having been corrupted
#there IS also one way in which their true nature shines through though -- elves are brilliant artisans
#the elves of the First Age created boats and swords and jewels that were so perfect they became magic
#orcs in LOTR preserve that ability -- they have a dark ingenuity for weapons of war that is functionally sorcerous in its results
#now. let's once again examine the 'LOTR as allegory for the Great War'
#Germany was (we all remember) one of the more aggressive nations going into the Great War
#but prior to that point they were a NEW nation as well! one which had a TON of intellectual and manufacturing power
#Germany could have been regarded as 'the future of Europe'--they were advanced and cosmopolitan and had a strong academic tradition
#and their reputation (at the time) was one of strength and honor and ingenuity--and a warlike nature--but ultimately great promise
#but in the Great War all of that went sideways--became twisted by propaganda and the idea of Der Tag and the ideals of German supremacy
#and in the years running up to WWII (when writing LOTR) Tolkien (we know) was aware of the further corruption of German culture --
#--which was taking place under Hitler and the Nazi Party.
#So in sum you have here -- this great nation (Germany) which had sprung up newly-formed with such potential --
#--the character of its people much-discussed with excitement for what the future might hold (and some apprehension about what they Wanted)
#and then this nation of craftspeople and thinkers and artists (Germany for example INSTRUMENTAL in the Romantic movement just decades prior
#(not only in terms of 'art' (visual) but also literature and philosophy)
#--Germany also gave Europe the philosophical origins of several disciplines (psychology--phenomenology--sociology)--
#--at a time when these disciplines were considered to be infallible and possibly indicative of a bright and enlightened future of humanity
#--Anyway then THIS NATION of great and high character is corrupted and all its people march to war --
#and their ingenuity is turned to violence and propaganda and clever weapons and explosives and choking gas
#anyway yeah you get the point. TLDR there's a lot that could be said about the 'true nature' of orcs in LOTR
#as a representation of the 'fall' of Germany from grace during the twentieth century
#and of course originally 'fantasy' orcs are. mm. the bare scraps of Tolkien's idea filtered through the minds of American men from the 60s
#so of course they are. simply racist

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Scooby Dhu

Mystery Incorporated gave us the idea that Scooby was descended from a race of interdimensional alien beings called "Anunnaki" (btw in irl mythos they are actually a group of Sumerian/Mesopotamian gods, kinda odd choice) that possess the occasional animal (we even see Sun Wukong amongst them) to give them human-level intellect + supernatural abilities to their descendants.

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So technically Mystery Incorporated could be considered an adaptation of "The Shadow Out Of Time" - just with the Yiths inhabiting animals instead of humans.

Since I although it's interesting idea, I kinda dislike the idea of one mythology taking credit for another (Sun Wukong is very much a Chinese character, not a Mesopotamian one) and reducing rich character origins to "its aliens", I as an irish person shall give my own idea for what Scooby is;

He's a fae.

Not knowingly though. The eponymous dog is unaware of this fact due to being raised as a normal dog.

In irish culture, the largest dogbreed the Irish Wolfhound (a mix of extinct native wolves & imported Borzois, hounds, and Great Danes) are often used to depict fairy creatures such as the Pooka or dogs owned by greater fae beings. The infamous being Bran and Sceólang owned by Fionn Mac Cumhaill, an ealry irish folk hero.

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Fun fact "dhoo" (pronuced "Doo") is the Manx Gaelic word for "dog". A common term for "black/fairy dog" sightings in the Isles is to call them "Moddey Dhoos" to distinguish them from regular "madra" dogs or "Cú" hounds.

Most the time fairy dogs are harmless though. Mfers love eating and drinking. They will form tight bonds with their chosen family that can transcend death itself.

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One hound named Failinis was also said to frequently and accidentally break physics around him when he got happy/drunk.

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Also they can be terrible cowards.

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So imagine:
Shaggy, in a rare show of bravery, protects what he thinks is a "weird-looking" puppy from other kids, only to gain a life-long fae companion who thinks he's a normal dog and that all other dogs are weirdly quiet.

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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I think...you might be right

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what the fuck

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I do love how the fandom thought Camila was Normal(tm) but now that we have gotten more of her it’s been revealed that she’s just as weird as the rest of Luz’s friends and family. Like this woman was in an energy drink pyramid scheme for three years. She beat up a conspiracy theorist with la chancla. She discovered that her daughter had been replaced by a snake shifter and went ‘oh sweet two daughters’. She keeps a closet in her basement filled with cosplays and fandom memorabilia. She scheduled her wisdom teeth surgery the DAY BEFORE her wedding. The fact that she gave her baseball bat a little kiss and yelled ‘BRUJA TOSS’ before attacking the demon attempting to kill her daughter. She left her other daughter back home to impersonate herself as soon as Vee suggested it. Truly the most Mom of all time

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More thoughts on the murder castle

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Everyone seems to think that ‘the rooms reset’ is a rule of the castle and we have to figure out why the exceptions exist. I maintain that the resetting of rooms isn’t a rule of the castle, but simply another element of the puzzle.

Everything resets except things the Doctor needs as clues and context, right? Turn that around. What if the resets are themselves clues and context? Then that means that the ‘rules’ and exceptions are actually the same thing: clues that lead to…

Signs of futility.

Combine the rooms that reset – evidence of his presence wiped away – with the rooms that don’t reset – evidence of his previous work failing to come to fruition over and over and over.

The rooms that don’t reset serve as both clues to the puzzle and constant torture. Imagine sussing out that you’ve been at this for five million years and seeing how much wall there still is. That would be a lot more heartbreaking than seeing an untouched wall. Evidence of effort fallen woefully short hurts a lot more than no evidence of effort at all.

Leaving the clothes, the dust, the skulls, and the wall is actually the dial operating according to its one and only rule: operate in such a way that you get the confession.

Because for most people, a day would come before two billion years have passed when they’ve just seen one too many of their own skulls. Or the wall is just too damn thick. Or the stars are just too damn different. Or it’s just overall too much.

Just no one was banking on the Doctor.

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Maybe I’ve written this before, but I really love these moments between River and Rory, especially after knowing how they’re related.

Like, here, she confides in Rory about her feelings, her worries about the future, how she’s afraid it will kill her when she meets the Doctor and he doesn’t know her. She doesn’t do that with Amy–River supports her much in the same way she supports the Doctor, reassuring her, giving advice, being firm about things. Their relationship is very different than her relationship is with Rory.

But I think it goes all the way back to this speech of Amy’s: “I wish I could tell you that you’ll be loved, that you’ll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn’t a time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody is very, very brave. But not as brave as they’ll have to be. Because there’s someone coming. I don’t know where he is, or what he’s doing, but trust me, he’s on his way. There’s a man who’s never going to let us down, and not even an army can get in the way. He’s the last of his kind. He looks young, but he’s lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone. Because this man is your father. He has a name, but the people of our world know him better as the Last Centurion” (x).

River is very very brave all the time, but she knows she can show Rory when she’s afraid because she knows that she’s not alone when Rory’s there. And Rory is loyal and always there for her, even before he knows the depth of their connection.

And I really find that interesting.

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I love this description about River and Rory, but I disagree about Amy and River. We see Amy support her daughter, teach her things, and be there as the maternal figure several times. Going from River’s POV:

Amy refusing to leave Mels side as she starts regenerating; we’ve already seen Amy in maternal mode with Mels in their past and Amy’s already flowing into it without knowing this is her daughter. Just like River’s moment with Rory about her future with the Doctor. (The moment with Amy, Rory, and Mels about the bus is brilliant in showing the Pond family dynamics already in place. Child who goes beyond everyone’s boundaries, the mother who is the disciplinarian, and the dad who just internally shakes his head because his kid is doing these things that either parent could ever think of. Melody has gone from being in as much trouble as Amy & and the boy to doing things even Amy never thought of. So while Amy lectures, he talks in disbelief as his spiel. Amy is aggravated at this latest thing, Rory is in confusion because “Who steals a bus?” and drives it through Convent Gardens? It’s a dad going what the hell do we do with you as an honest question. Stealing a bus goes way beyond ‘you’re grounded’. You can imagine Amy’s parents being the same with her)

Melody/River faltering under her mother’s disapproval when she rescues her parents in the Tardis

Amy’s whole speech and showing Melody who River Song is.

Amy touching Melody’s arm about what the Doctor said to her before he died.

Seeking her parents approval and getting it from Amy about the Doctor

Amy sitting at her daughter’s side at the hospital and discussing River giving up her.

Amy telling the Doctor how much she wants to see her daughter. (River isn’t in this scene, but it shows her connection to River.)

Amy on top the pyramid seeing her daughter recoil under the Doctor’s rage, so much so that she can’t go any further. Amy supports River and gives her the push she needs to go toe to toe with him. Every time we see an older River having to face a raging Doctor, she’s acting on her mother’s lesson and stands up under his anger.

Amy knowing the astronomical signs her daughter gives that she’s on her way home and she sets up for her.

Amy keeping a diary now for her times with her daughter who comes to her parents at all ages as well as knowing their younger versions.

Amy defending River telling her parents that the Doctor is alive rather than leave them in pain. (River isn’t in this scene either, but it again shows Amy in mum mode, even against the Doctor.) The Doctor doesn’t think of River at all in this whole episode; it’s Amy who thinks about her and talks about her.

Young Amy already knowing who River must be and defending that future by be willing to sacrifice her own life.

Amy in Manhattan first confronting her daughter about lying and then supporting her until River is ready to talk about what happened.

Amy calling Melody to her side, giving her a last message. And River walking to her mother’s hand like a small child going to her mum. It’s not until Amy tells Melody to take care of the Doctor and she kisses the hand that she’s Amy’s adult child again.

I absolutely adore River and Rory’s scenes, and they are different together than she is with Amy. Rory is his daughter’s hero, the one to lean into, to chase away the bad things. The one who gets what’s going on in a moment like she does that the Doctor and Amy miss. They do a lot of non-verbal communication, talking to each other with a look. She had that image of Daddy and Last Centurion in her head growing up, and she obviously doesn’t think Rory is going to grow up into it. But then he does; his daughter now thinks of him as that hero, Mr. Perfect. And from then on, she treats him with the love that started on Demon’s Run. She even shows off for him and she very much means it when she calls him Dad. Of course, we see her do what she does with Amy: teach him things, support him in bad moments, reassuring him… but a grown child does that. I really wish we had had more scenes with father and daughter.

But I do think that Amy is very much the mum from Berlin on, including teaching and supporting her daughter as her daughter. It’s part of her arc and she definitely changes in how she treats River once she knows she’s Melody. grilledcheeseandguavajelly here on tumblr put it very well:

“Their [River and Amy’s] dynamic is so cool, because here you have a daughter and a mother, but a daughter who watched her [young unknowing] mother cry and argue and be afraid. It’s an aspect of our parents not many of us see. And when Amy finds out who River is she doesn’t let that side of herself out again. She is then and forever a mother, a figure of strength and security.” [X]

Parents usually fulfill different roles and I think Amy & Rory do too & do it beautifully. I very much wish Pond Life had some episodes that featured the Pond family so we see those dynamics in action. And have shown Rory’s parent arc. Think of that scene where he goes down into the tunnels with her. He goes because the Doctor pushes it on him. Imagine a scene like it when he knows this is his daughter and how different it would have been.

Just my opinion.

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Oh! I wasn’t trying to say that Amy doesn’t mother River–she does, and she does it brilliantly, as you’ve pointed out in your wonderful comments. Sorry if it came across that way; I didn’t mean that at all.

Because it seems that early on for Amy, River seems more motherly (I’m thinking “The Time of Angels” and “Flesh and Stone” but that may be because she realizes that this is an Amy who doesn’t know who River is, let alone that River is her daughter and because she is dancing around all the truths she can’t tell.

Yes, definitely by Berlin, Amy is in full-on mothering mode in her relations with River. They mutually support each other and love each other; you can definitely tell that Amy is the mother and River is the daughter. Yet the episode I was watching was “The Impossible Astronaut,” in which Amy barely acknowledges that she’s pregnant and is completely ignorant of River’s parentage. In that episode, River flirts with the Doctor, is the stoic one supporting Amy while she cries over the Doctor’s death (though, knowing that he wasn’t actually dead probably had something to do with that), and tells her fears to Rory after he asked what she meant by having a worse day coming for her. Rory’s the one who followed up on that because that’s what he does. So I definitely didn’t mean to be a slam on Amy and River’s relationship because it’s beautiful in its own way.

But it doesn’t seem to me that River confides her fears or worries to Amy, which is all I was trying to say (and obviously phrased poorly). River reserves that for her dad, and her relationship with her dad isn’t talked about as often as her relationship with her mother is. (Tangentially, no one talks about Rory’s relationship with the Doctor as much as they talk about Amy’s relationship with the Doctor, either.)

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also, can we just. clara didn’t die to save the Doctor here. she died to save Rigsy, a human being who just had a kid with his partner, who got caught up in something he didn’t understand on a regular day. she protected this young father from death–and it was completely in character, because she’s been protective from the moment we met her, she’s cared about the welfare of others’ children from day one, and she knows what it means to lose a parent so it makes perfect sense that she would want to make sure Rigsy’s child grows up with both parents–and it wasn’t about protecting the Doctor at all. he only needed protection from his own scared, destructive impulses at the end, when it became clear that nobody could save her.

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and she told/ordered Rigsy to not feel guilty about it either, iirc

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