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psychotic-gerard:

psychotic-gerard:
maybe its because im an asylum seeker but i am of the opinion that even if immigrants and asylum seekers contributed nothing to a nation that nation should not have the right to deport them.
“oh now no-one will do these jobs,” well i think its bad that we take advantage of immigrants and asylum seekers’ desperation to force them into exploitative jobs that the ordinary citizen is entirely unwilling to put up with.

Feli: “Help, my brother sits on me and wants to clean me!”

Dima: 👅

Keep reading

weltenwellen:

May Sarton, Journal of a Solitude

cognitiveinequality:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

thekenobee:

M&C but it’s my fave shanty

astralfuchs:

German people once there is one ray of sunshine “time to sit in an ice cream shop”

thedoubteriswise:

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it’s a language model that’s treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it’s got hallucinations

dailyflicks:

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (2014)
dir. wes anderson

doctors-star:

doctors-star:
doctors-star:
highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
me: oh thomas cromwell, we’re really in it now. every day i get emails.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.
me: yep. good point.
me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?
me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

thememedaddy:

darlingofdots:

“gay or european” also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn’t a lesbian she’s just german

felitomkinson:

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

thebibliosphere:

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don’t do that here.
“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.
“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.
“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

dduane:
“adelphicoracle:
“BEST TAG EVER:
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The only jump scare anybody’s going to see here. :)
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dduane:

adelphicoracle:
BEST TAG EVER:
The only jump scare anybody’s going to see here. :)

only-cat-memes:

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