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droplets are my favorite thing to draw
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Sam looking down at buckys hand, almost confused, because they aren’t the hand shaking type.
But then Sam remembers they’re in public and it clicks why Buckys going in for a handshake instead of just kissing him. They have reputations to uphold and can’t risk people knowing, not yet at least.
On a side note (and I might be insane for this and way overshooting the mark) but it also looks like Bucky glances down at Sam’s lips right before saying “I love you, buddy”
He doesn’t glance down when they shake hands, and he makes eye contact again when he says it, but for a split second he looks down… Like..??? Maybe I’m losing it I don’t know
Excuse me, hi! I can confirm that Bucky has in fact been wanting to smooch Sam since tfatws. (See below evidence submission #9,103,366) So the only logical conclusion is that, yes, they HAVE been smooching since tfatws but had to keep their cover in cabnw.
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this is so funny. ducklings from wish.
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Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away
One time the dentist asked me if I was flossing and I said "ehhhh, like once a month" and he got HILARIOUSLY mad and he was like "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIE!!!!!!!!!!!" and the hygienist and I absolutely fucking lost it while he sighed and stalked out of the room.
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
Nationality: pussy
this is the funniest fucking medical report i’ve ever seen, like yeah nationality: pussy but also the 69’s?? “cattish”??? “he does alright”???
Imagine you get the info card by itself
His name is General Electric George, Christian name General Electric surname George
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idk where all of this weed-smoke discourse erupted from, but “weed is fine and you shouldn’t be a snitch about it” and “don’t burn plant matter in public spaces where someone you don’t know might have, like, a lung condition” are two sentiments that can and do coexist. i have asthma and i hang out with stoners pretty much constantly. i’ve never felt the urge to snitch and no one has ever blatantly disrespected my avoidance of smoke. they’re always eager to help keep it away from me when needed, which isn’t difficult to do. i hate to say this, but my only takeaway from a hypothetical scenario in which a stoner is blasting weed smoke in public like a dragon and an asthmatic feels the need to involve the cops is that both individuals are unpleasant and i don’t want to be around either of them lmao
Fact: any place that's non-smoking for tobacco cigarettes? Yeah that means no vaping and no smoking anything else in those spaces. Do not pollute shared air space.
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GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH
If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.
Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.
I'm living for these jokes.
Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
(Gif thanks to @wolfsong-the-bloody-beast)
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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study
Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography
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I love Guillermo del Toro.
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look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract