i'm always a slut for ossans

johannestevans:

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I’m right here. You don’t have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won’t be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

·  04:55PM 16,639 notes

teradrama:

“the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!” actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

·  08:38AM 33,799 notes

jheselbraum:

siobhanblank:

siobhanblank:

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

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ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

All of America: God I wish that were me

·  07:43AM 209,103 notes

ohcorny:

ohcorny:

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don’t even know if it’s just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you “just” use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

·  02:57PM 139,001 notes

gyodragon:

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Excerpt:

The Child and his sustenance are like a bird and its feathers, both of which you avulsed with the sword. Was there not even one you thought to spare?”

Read on AO3 [6.5k, rated M]

tearlessrain:

sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

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above my head

·  02:41PM 57,929 notes