duraraross:

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

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sentient-mawce:

guitar hostage!

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occultbooks:

thinking about the clinic patient who kept visiting her ex husband in her sleep and having sex with him. thinking about sexsomnia in the hilson dynamic while they’re living together after julie

if it was house: wilson wouldn’t know, obviously. but he’s nursing a divorce and would assume it’s some kind of cruel joke. he wouldn’t let him in the first time. the second time he would probably get angry, assuming he’s definitely drunk and/or being an asshole on purpose. both times he wouldn’t ask about it in the morning. the third time around, he would let him in. he would think oh well if it’s happened this many times he must be serious. and he would convince himself it’s not gay because it’s just a guy helping out his bro. he’s not sure which way the help goes. regardless, they “have sex”. it’s lazy frotting and grinding, no kissing (house tries, but wilson doesn’t let him), no penetration. further evidence for wilson to suggest to his mind that it wasn’t gay. in the morning he asks about it. and house has no idea what he’s talking about. and now they’re both freaking out because they think something is wrong with one of them, or it’s some elaborate prank. the fourth time, wilson stops him at the door again. he does like a full drug/alcohol check before letting him in. but he lets him in. and wilson bites his neck to make sure it’s real. in the morning, wilson sees house and goes “aha! it is real! look!” and house sees the mark on his neck and is absolutely mortified because he immediately recognizes that he’s been having sleepsomnia episodes. he apologizes softly and leaves the apartment, not even pausing to think that maybe if wilson was letting him in, that meant he actually did want it. now wilson is confused and frustrated. angst ensues.

if it was wilson: house would give him that wide-eyed puppy dog “seriously?” expecting the bone to be yanked away from him. but wilson would sidle into bed with him and nuzzle his nose into house’s neck. he would be sickeningly sweet, kissing his face and touching him gently. house would welcome it, and he would cum in his pants. he wouldn’t mention it EVER. it would just keep happening. eventually house would figure out what was going on. he would start flinching at wilson’s touch during the day. he would lock his door at night. he would cry and shiver and jerk off, thinking about how none of it was really real. and he would try to set wilson up with women so he would stop trying to get into his room. not that he doesn’t want to have sex, but it hurts too much. the realization that they are both using each other and wilson doesn’t even know. and of course the urge to just keep letting it happen tugs at him. and of course he doesn’t shut it down the first couple times. but at some point it becomes too much like living in a dream. he’s so disconnected from waking reality, he can’t let it continue. his mind is too scrambled to think that maybe there’s a reason wilson keeps going to his room. the fact that he is the desired one, not just the subconscious mind’s need for sexual contact, doesn’t even cross his mind. angst ensues.

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egonkula:

it’s cold outside (means it’s time for a house rewatch)

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silentflashoflightning:

another thing I will never tire of thinking about is that despite anything anyone on the show says house is inarguably better at relationships than wilson is. his relationship with stacy is batshit crazy but it’s more sustainable than wilson and his wives because they actually know each other. house has all of her tells and she knows he’s insane. when he lets it slip that he stole her psych’s notes she’s appalled but not shocked. it’s a thing they move past, and crazy easily. Wilson’s wives don’t really know him and house knows them better as actual people than wilson does for all his disdain and not actually being the one in relationships with them. Wilson’s one other “friend” we see plays him into donating an organ. oh wait he does have one more other friend and it’s STACY. that’s it. house has regular poker nights with multiple people. when he’s cut off from wilson he’s not actually all alone as he believes he would be he develops other friendships (lucas, Lin Manuel Miranda). yes they’re not as deep but it’s still a stark contrast to wilson who’s never shown to find a house substitute. then we have house’s fellows who all have insane relationships with him crossing professional boundaries. it’s not colleagues it’s a family gathering and we don’t choose our family we’re just stuck with them except house chose all of them and he bred this environment. and Wilson is famously NOT followed by an army of obsessed minions at work he is hanging out with house’s obsessed minions because they’re house’s proxy. do you see what I’m getting at. Wilson’s social life might be rich or whatever but it is superficial with the exception of amber, cuddy (who loses to house), and a constant that is house. house might claim that he doesn’t care about people but he has a wide web of genuinely personal not surface-level relationships. but well in the end. they all lose to wilson too :)

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any1there:

house md // how far we’ve come

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interiorlulu:

WIP……..

Good Boy’s get head… pats <3

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wackpedion:

i love you amber volakis

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mattbors:

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:

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bizkitdoe:

April fools I drew them as people lol

bizkitdoe:

Joining the “House md but furry” camp

House would be a stinky yote

sol-rust:

House MD sketch scraps

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drenched-in-sunlight:

your conscience bleeds more freely than my head.

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Anonymous asked:

Wilson and House hugging. That's it.

grumpoww:

Sweeties

Thanks for the request!!

finnickodairswifefr:

*the ducklings walk in on house and wilson making out in house’s office*

chase: aur naur, we’ve interrupted- CRIKEY IS THAT WILSON?!?

cameron: wait… house slept with… or i guess is sleeping with?? a MAN???

foreman: which one of them do u think is the bottom